set up the air mattress

When you run upstairs and have lightning fast sex with your boyfriend while the houseguest uses the bathroom.

Houseguest: "where are you guys?"

Boyfriend: "just setting up your air mattress!"

Hurry up, let's go set up the air mattress - we only have 4 minutes!

by odie74 June 28, 2017

set up the launch pad

to place T.P. on the seat in a public restroom before crapping.

Dude, I had to crap so bad that I almost didn't have enuogh time to set up the launch pad

by Orren Jensen January 14, 2008

pass to set up the run

a football metaphor for extended foreplay that results in intercourse

Steve: "I had to go down on her for like an hour before she would have sex with me"

Chris: "sometimes you have to pass to set up the run"

by mrlingo September 9, 2010

somebody set up us the bomb

Engrish for "somebody detonated bombs all around us!"

what happen?
somebody set up us the bomb!

by baklava March 16, 2004

Set up to the driver

To get ready to tee off, or jerk off, or even handrive

I get excited when I set up to the driver!

by wdfwfwfff January 8, 2008

We will set up the legal practice

Let’s fuck!

Hey, Sophie! we will set up the legal practice!

by ISTHATASHEEP January 26, 2022