sconing

to stand like a woman

(shea)/he was just sconing.
what a girl. haha jk, ily!

by katarina and christy July 27, 2006

Sconeing

Sconeing is having sex with someone on their period. The blood being the jam, and the pussy juice or jizz being the cream.

Guy 1: so Jeana is on her period.
Guy 2: unlucky, no sex for you.
Gu1: nah dw, just got done Sconeing her

by cloacal drip October 9, 2016

Sconed

When a male ejaculates inside a woman on her period, the cum and period blood is likened to the cream and jam (respectively) that goes on top of a nice warm scone.

Dude I just sconed this girl last night and stained my sheets!

by SLB Specialist August 25, 2023

scone

A type of cake. Should be pronounced "scone" to rhyme with "gone" not "scone" to rhyme with "cone" unless you are an upper-class nancy boy.

Time for some lovely tea and scones. Tip-top!

by Murph March 18, 2004

scone

a type of pastry enjoyed by british folk. goes nicely with tea.

"You have the intelligence of a blueberry scone."

by pamplemousse June 4, 2003

scone

a scone is like a josh of the pastry world. it is the most sad lifeless and gayest thing you could ever eat. it is pretty much a gay muffin

Me: dont eat that scone
Him: why not
Me: its like a gay muffin, you will instantly die inside if you do

by me..me November 8, 2018

scone

An older woman who you would like to fuck, aka MILF. The hot mother of a biscuit.

I'd like to eat that scone's biscuit!
If that scone was a biscuit, I'd spread my butter all over her backside.

by wehrlock December 23, 2004