The act involves your erected meat stick tickling the prostate gland of a pony. This can be any pony, but the pony must be alive, and it must be conscious you sick bastard. When you have almost reached point of testicular eruption, withdraw your manhood, position yourself to the side of the pony and swing your dick so your pearly mess arcs towards the neck of the pony. The object here is to try and lasso the pony with your baby gravy. Having your sperm beam loop around the pony's neck equals success.
After a long hard day at work, nothing relaxes me more than a drive through the countryside and going ranching.
by The J011y R4ch3r November 05, 2013
by ranched September 05, 2016
When you jizz in the anus and drink it out with a straw. The bits of feces mixed with the semen looks like ranch dressing
by ENKELIZE October 23, 2015
To smoke weed, used instead of smoking weed so your hockey coach doesn't know what you're talking about
by Brandonn February 02, 2008
The drug spot in your neighborhood where the junkies line up to get their fix, called so because these fuckin' junkies look and act like cattle
by acdegrees November 22, 2004
The best fuckn side to your dish, whether you're at maccas or at a restaurant, you're gonna need some motha fukn RANCH. You need a shower... RANCH. You thirsty... RANCH. You need any loob... U NEED FUCKN RANCH.
ME: Yo, i forgot to wipe my ass this mornin after big poo poo.
FRIEND WHO's DADDY OWNS RANCH FACTORY: Yo i got you *gives him 1L tub of ranch*
FRIEND WHO's DADDY OWNS RANCH FACTORY: Yo i got you *gives him 1L tub of ranch*
by Girls That Paint March 02, 2019
Ranch tastes better than you.
by oofskadoof May 05, 2020