nip the dog

A very bad dog. A black furry creature that likes to take it up the ass from other dogs. A flopped-eared, spit eating, leg-humping goober in fur form. Often mates with other highlanders, a creature native to aviemore. nips can be found living in areas of complete squalor, such as jock’s pissed stained, shit stained mattress, up sarah’s fanny, whore Houses, and with beano the dog.

Look, nip is humping the staircase again, I'm not gonna fucking take him to the vet to get the splinters removed from his dick, that's for damn sure!

by Jock Gobbins April 29, 2003

Nip the tip

When you need to go for a quick and non messy wann

Dave -“dude this bus journey is taking hours, not even been able to get in the daily beating of the meat”

Tom-“Just go nip the tip in the toilet”

by RelaxingMicky January 4, 2018

nip in the hood

To place ones nipple inside of the foreskin of a penis stretching it over the nipple

Deb's enjoyed the warmth generated by nip in the hood. It made her nipple very erect

by Girls in the hood December 14, 2015

nip in the air

1. when it is slightly cold outside

2. when a Japanese person is flying on a plane

1. Wow its a little chilly! There is definitely a nip in the air

2. Shit a Japanese guy is sitting next to me! I hate when there is a nip in the air

by Alcoholic Seman Thrower April 2, 2013

nip to the braes

the promise of a very short timebound trip that inevitably becomes an event that far surpasses even paddy boot’s expectations

“its a bank holiday this weekend so i’m off to the co-op for a dozen loaves of bread… i’m gonna nip to the braes for a half on the way back”

(12 hours later, wakes up in spearchuckers to the sound of guitar playing)

by templegate April 1, 2023

Nip Nip In The H Section

Nip Nip in the H section, or Nip Nip for short, is the japanese supernes puzzle game, Heberekes Popoitto.

The word can be used in multiple ways.

Nip Nip skills is how good you are at japanese puzzle games, Nip Nip is also what you call a person playing puzzle games, and the word can simply be added to aynthing for extra emphasise.

My Nip Nip skills are top of the line

Give up the controller Nip Nip

I rule, Nip Nip In The H Section!

by Prieraceae November 10, 2006

Nip in the Rip

A racist Australian phrase to describe an Asian person who gets caught in a rip tide while swimming and has to be rescued by a life guard. Apparently a very common sight on Bondi Beach.

Just wait, by the end of the day you will see a nip in the rip.

by MrTipperary November 26, 2019