sucks the meat 

when something sucks worse than just plain sucking. cannot be used loosely.

*Gavin on the phone with his girlfriend*

Him: hun i can't believe your brothers gave you chicken pox. are you feeling any better.

Her: yeah a little, but being stuck in bed sucks the meat!

sucks the meat by sammie&manny4evs August 1, 2011

The omega infinity succ george washington arthur morgan meat succ supreme antman hydrogen bomb combo 1889 style 

An incredibly rare orgasmic move of cosmic proportions, The omega infinity succ george washington arthur morgan meat succ supreme antman hydrogen bomb combo 1889 style can be utilized to pause time itself l. The move is preformed by a person wearing a cowboy getup from 1889, she must succ on a comically small pp with an exploding motion, results have stated that the move is so pleasuring it has the ability to pause time and could possibly end existence as we know it

P1: "aye Br0 you tryna get this move known as the omega infinity succ george washington arthur morgan meat succ supreme antman hydrogen bomb combo 1889 style no homo??"

P2: "aight Br0 sure"

Time: "aight im finna head out adios"

The omega infinity succ george washington arthur morgan meat succ supreme antman hydrogen bomb combo 1889 style by Spider-Boah October 30, 2020

slip the meat 

Phrase usually used in conjunction with " to her", as, "slip the meat to her". Defined as putting your cock(the meat) into her, or fucking her.

Susie is passed out on the couch, so I think I'll slip the meat to her.

She'll get over it, I'll just slip the meat to her and she'll be alright.

That bitch, someone needs to slip the meat to her so she won't be so cranky.

slip the meat by Renown February 25, 2008

Strumming the meat guitar 

Female Masturbation

I caught my mum strumming the meat guitar last night

Strumming the meat guitar by Meat Man 666 March 5, 2015

splitting the meat 

when a woman spreads her vulva open

mandy spread her gammon wide open
craig was splitting the meat

splitting the meat by arthur boruc July 10, 2009

Splitting the meat 

When a female spreads her vulva in a welcoming manner.

Cathy was splitting the meat and the many bishops around her were intrigued.

Splitting the meat by BigJockKnew1688 April 13, 2010

slapping the fat with my meat salami 

a wildly entertaining new game involving a really fat girl in which one or more males stand around her and see who can leave the biggest mushroom stamp.

Jaime, Che, Ian, and Jeremy had played a viscous game of slapping the fat with my meat salami last night in which Che was disqualified for licking the fat before slapping it.

slapping the fat with my meat salami by bobso February 21, 2008