A fat round and smooth male who has no signs of hair on his body whatsoever. He only eats free ranged eggs because he’s a free egg, and has sex with starving women on a regular basis that weigh between 75-100 pounds, and when he cums he suddenly puts all of his weight on top of the woman and spatters cum and blood everywhere.
by Blackflys October 14, 2017
"Hi I'm Big Ed and we did the Humpty Dumpty sex move, basically what I do is hump and then dump." - sixteenleo
by sheeeeeeesh_ May 4, 2021
by HTF yadada September 24, 2009
by PineappleJuice March 14, 2015
when my extremely small poodle tries to hump my larger poodles face in a very innapropriate yet hilarious manner that is soo funny i wanna pissy my pants!! or my smaller poodle moving in an up and down motion repetedly in a fast manner on the female dogs wrong end aka her face. ewwwwww!
small dog~ ---humpy-dumpty!--- ---humpty-dumpty!---
larger dog~ ---growls--- thats my F'in face!! MORON!!
larger dog~ ---growls--- thats my F'in face!! MORON!!
by deeka-deeka-beetcha January 3, 2010
by chapter34 April 20, 2011
Keisha and I are gonna do the humpty dumpty tonight!
Don't call me tonight. Mike and I will be doing the humpty dumpty.
Don't call me tonight. Mike and I will be doing the humpty dumpty.
by Buttsacola July 29, 2010