The Guy in Grover Beach Ca who swerves
Aldo and I were skating while this guy almost swerved into us." " Duuude I know that guy, He's the guy who swerves.
by Theguywhoswerves November 11, 2010
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Before and ordering the pizza:
Susumu: What is taking so god dang long!? I've been waiting an hour to order my pizza!
Clerk: Oh, he's new here. He's not used to multitasking, so you might experience delays.
After ordering the pizza:
Kagami: Susumu, what took you so long?
Susumu: Oh, the guy from Sbarros was slow as heck when I was trying to order the pizza.
Kagami: Let's hope we don't run into this again.
Susumu: What is taking so god dang long!? I've been waiting an hour to order my pizza!
Clerk: Oh, he's new here. He's not used to multitasking, so you might experience delays.
After ordering the pizza:
Kagami: Susumu, what took you so long?
Susumu: Oh, the guy from Sbarros was slow as heck when I was trying to order the pizza.
Kagami: Let's hope we don't run into this again.
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A random retarded 12 yo on the internet who's spreading false information and is racist to Chinese people and doesn't like homework (what a fucking loser)
Retard 1: Yo have you have you heard about the guy who says basic shit?
Retard 2: Yeah, he's a total dipshit nigger
Retard 2: Yeah, he's a total dipshit nigger
by The guy who says advanced shit May 25, 2025
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Some say this man participated in three past wars and died twice before. Some say he is the Intelligence commander in the former Soviet Union. Some say after the fame of the guy behind Omar Suleiman, Omar Suleiman decided to change his name to become the guy in front of the guy behind Omar Suleiman.
All we know is that he is a strong, honored, trustworthy, amazing, feared, awesome, respected, cool guy.
Some say this man participated in three past wars and died twice before. Some say he is the Intelligence commander in the former Soviet Union. Some say after the fame of the guy behind Omar Suleiman, Omar Suleiman decided to change his name to become the guy in front of the guy behind Omar Suleiman.
All we know is that he is a strong, honored, trustworthy, amazing, feared, awesome, respected, cool guy.
A guy sees Omar Suleiman walking in the street.
Guy: I wish I was cool enough to have The Guy Behind Omar Suleiman stand behind me.
Guy: I wish I was cool enough to have The Guy Behind Omar Suleiman stand behind me.
by big fan of the man behind Omar March 3, 2011
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Later that day, Goofy Ahh Goober went to seek The Guy Who Asked.
15 years later…
Goofy’s family and friends were worried. Goofy Ahh Goober had not been seen in 15.69 years, and was never seen again. The end.
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Later that day, Goofy Ahh Goober went to seek The Guy Who Asked.
15 years later…
Goofy’s family and friends were worried. Goofy Ahh Goober had not been seen in 15.69 years, and was never seen again. The end.
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That is The Guy Who Asked Story.
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