the fountain 

While taking a piss and getting someone to look at your junk. It is worth 7 kicks to the ass of the observer while calling them names making them apear gay.

Chris: Dude did you just get Gerber to look at your dick?

Skyler: Yeah man I gave em the fountain!!!!!

the fountain by armyman56m October 19, 2010

The fountain of youth 

A fictional fountain that makes you younger the longer you stay. Also when a show is running out of ideas.

I cummed into the fountain of youth and now it's all gone :(

The fountain of youth by bruhthisismyhandle September 10, 2021

on the fountain 

To be "on the fountain" is to be a paedophile.

I think that creepy guy near the playground is on the fountain.

on the fountain by Garema February 12, 2010

Meet Me at the Fountain

A code phrase that closeted homosexual politicians often use when they want to invite people to have secret "meetings" for sex and other activities with them. YouTuber Benny Johnson supposedly tells a lot of dudes to Meet Me at the Fountain.

State Representative _____ claims to be a family man but he's always meeting dudes at the The Fountain. He once asked to Meet Me at the Fountain and I recoiled in horror.

Meet Me at the Fountain by David Holland January 12, 2026

The Golden Fountain

A girl, preferably Asian and unshaved, performs a handstand whilst urinating. This will create a fountain like shower of urine that eventually cascades down either side of her body, causing the urine to fall from her pubes into her eyes, nose, and mouth, or down her ass crack into her hair. (Preferably into her nose)

Keanu Reeves' career is an example of The Golden Fountain.

The Golden Fountain by DGAF3000 January 7, 2014

The Chocolate Fountain

You find someone willing to do a medical procedure (preferably a friend) called a fistula to connect your bladder and rectum so you pee and poop at the same time out of both orifices. Next you take an exaggerated number of laxatives or give yourself C. Diff to make everything inside of you liquid. Take your friend and you shit and piss out of both your butthole and peehole all over their face.

Person 1: Yo my friend in medical school surgically connected my poop Schute and urine sack in his basement so I can give my girl the chocolate fountain.

Stranger 1: get away from me

The Chocolate Fountain by Rogue Steel October 2, 2018

The kid who puts his entire mouth over the water fountain 

The kid who gets back from pe sweating and puts his entire mouth over the water fountain and no one else drinks from it

"Did you know the kid who puts his entire mouth over the water fountain?" "I'm not drinking from that."

The kid who puts his entire mouth over the water fountain by Asriel379 February 7, 2020