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two identical rocks in the desert

Literally the funniest shit ever. it's even funnier than a scientist who has turned himself into a pickle.
Two identical rocks in the desert: “exist”

Jotaro, Kakyoin and Polnareff: *HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH*
by Notmyrealname69420 September 23, 2020
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conan the destroyer

The most kick ass man in all of history. Known for getting the girls and killing the bad guys. A precedent for James Bond, but instead of using a gun, he uses a sword.
by Seabass January 20, 2005
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on the desperation train

To be "on the desperation train" means to be single and in pursuit of someone to spend the day and/or night, without the intent of perusing a relationship with that person.

On Valentine's Day the only way to "get off the train" would be to find a date, to give up in the pursuit of finding a date or when the clock strikes midnight and you're all alone.

Related: To be on the train / To be on the train of despair / To be riding the train / To be off the train.
- What are your plans for V-day?
- I'm on the desperation train this year.
- No worries dude, you'll be off the train way before V-day.
by a66spam February 1, 2014
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Yapyap the Destroyer

Overall, Yapyap is a very employable guy, and a loyal companion, as long as he is rewarded with food nipple every now and then.

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Yapyap the Destroyer will work hard for his food nipple.
by Flatulent_Jarvis March 16, 2020
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Grognak the Destroyer

Grognak the Destroyer is a real life person that is friends with Joseph Stalin. He eats a lot of fucking bread. He is a strong believer in communism. He is also diagnosed with severe Amnosia. Grognak is an idiot that is a severe hazard to those around them even though their intentions are not hostile. Please be cautious when near Grognak. They have the ability to stomp an entire village. They also have a 10 foot vertical leap.
by Grognak-the-Destroyer October 15, 2020
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under the desk treatment

when you are getting mad headshot on your Valorant match, and your she give you sloppy toppy under your mega over powered gaming setup.
Brooo, Sarah gave me under the desk treatment last night on stream!
by sativaindica April 20, 2021
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head off the desk

When you gently place your head on the desk because you cant be asked to listen in your computing class but your teacher screams HEAD OFF THE DESK!
by BeepBeepBitsInTheChat July 3, 2018
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