The Dave

A defensive tactic whereby an individual faced with a confronting situation flops out his penis and slowly masturbates whilst gazing into the eyes of his would be adversary. It is imperative that eye contact is maintained at all times.

A defensive bonus is granted if the individual ejaculates.

Dude 1: I was jumped by two motherf#$%ers who threatened to stab me if I didn't hand over my wallet.
Dude 2: What happened?
Dude 1: I did the only logical thing in the situation, I whipped my cock out and peformed the Dave.
Dude 2: Woaaah, hardcore
Dude 1: Literally. *brofist*

by PinklyWrenis August 7, 2012

The Dave Effect

The phenomenon that causes females to be repulsed by the mention of Dave. It is believed to be triggered by Dave's chronic knowitallism and overall weirdness. Other possible causes include a funny smell, a funny face, and a geeky demeanor.

"Hey Sarah, do you know Dave?"
"Ew, don't even say that name. It gives me the heebee jeebees."

by arnis March 15, 2005

The Davester

A Nickname for someone named Davie.

Hey The Davester: The Davester is so funny and cool.

by Hallie Carter October-20-19 November 26, 2019

The Dave hunter

When are disc jockey uses the wrong sound clip.

When a radio show is doing a bit and you mean to play cop sirens but you actually play disco music, you did The Dave Hunter

by Anonymous paul October 15, 2019

The Dave

"The Dave" is a formation a team, or player, may ask for in the game of Beirut a.k.a. Beer Pong. When one team has 3 cups left to shoot at they may call out "The Dave" and the opposing team will line up 2 cups side to side with one cup in front so it looks like a triangle. This shape reflects 2 balls and a small penis aptly named after Dave W. This beer pong formation started in Plymouth, MA but is quickly growing in popularity in Eastern Massachusetts and other surrounding colleges and states.

"Man, we have 3 cups left should we get three in a row or The Dave?"
"Definitely The Dave.... that poor son of a bitch."

by Brandnew314 January 12, 2010

The Dave

A sexual act in which you wait until your partner fully undresses then you sit down on the edge of the bed and convince them that your life is worthless because you are the worst off person in the world. Then you go sit in the closet, cry, masturbate to a poster of Jeff Gordon while using your tears as lubricant, then attempt to kill yourself and fail. Repeat as necessary.

Dave Castleberry is The Dave

by PensacolaHero May 11, 2009

the dave

Another word for cocaine. It can also be used to describe the extent at which cocaine is used and abused.

I ran into the dave last night. Yep, we got daved up until about dave thirty in the morning. I feel like the dave today.

by jophus October 22, 2008