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The Bear Grylls

A sex move where a man takes his partner from behind and as he is about to come, pulls out, pushes his feet forward and flips his body back, catching his own cum in his mouth while shouting, "PROTEIN!"
Hey, have you heard of the Bear Grylls?
by Thatgingerfuck June 7, 2016
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The Bear is Hibernating

When you want to tell someone that they, or someone else is butthurt. Or seem as if they have a stick in their anus.
Person 1: Sara has been giving me the evil eye since I got the boy she was trying to get with.
Person 2: The bear is hibernating.
by Cinnamon Raven November 6, 2014
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Prepare the Bear

A process of aggressive genital depilatory treatment, including the sphincter and perineum. Thus temporarily transforming the entire nether-region from it's natural hairy, bear-fur like environment to one much more clean and hospitable for an anticipated sexual encounter.
I finally hooked up with that hottie off of Ashley Madison!! Gotta get ready and Prepare the Bear...hope she does too.
by YAWA September 12, 2016
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minus the bear

a super mellow west coast band that does stunningly spacey guitar solos. they like singing about drinking and mellowing out because they're so mellow. they also have crazy song titles and i like it.
minus the bear says "bands like it when you yell yar at them"
by izzzy July 30, 2008
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Ronnie the Bear

The valiant warrior that fights alongside Harry Potter in "Wizard People, Dear Readers". Also known as Ron Weasel. Ronnie the Bear is a parody of Ron Weasley from the "Harry Potter" series.
Ronnie the Bear begins to dictate how the next couple of moves will happen. "Okay, listen up. I will take charge and make all the moves. You guys keep your mouths shut and keep outta my way. You act a rook, I guess, and, Harry, you act as a bishop." Harmony farts a nervous fart, but no one cares.
Every one of Ronnie the Bear's atoms are focusing on the task at hand. Imagine God creating, then you will have a beginning of an understanding of the Bear's massive cerebral cortex at work. This invisible opponent must have invisibly shat himself after Ronnie's first move, knowing full well the challenge that he was about to face.
by Zeig Nein July 6, 2008
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don't poke the bear

A phrase of warning used to prevent oneself or others from asking or doing something that might provoke a negative response from someone or something else.
Employee 1: "Should I ask the boss for a day off?"
Employee 2: "He just found out his wife left him, so don't poke the bear."
by Ken Brenan 2 April 27, 2008
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Fiesta (The Bear)

A furry rainbow bear with it's significant purple ears. These Fiesta bears are known for their interest in all things cookies. Fiesta bears are also notorious for their habits of stealing another person's cookies.
Breenie: "HEY! Fiesta (The Bear) stole my sugar cookies!"
by Mini Bear November 29, 2011
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