The Bacon Way

Finding new ways to hammer nails into ones dick.

This dude just keeps on marching enough though he's got no idea where he's going or is even aware to the fact that he is falling apart. He truly embraces the bacon way.

by J-Hawt March 30, 2020

Weighing of the Bacon

The ceremony that determines the winner of a Bacon Battle. All competitors must submit their bacon to the Bacon Baron to be weighed. The winner is the gentleman who has stolen the most bacon.

At the Weighing of the Bacon it was concluded that Bill won the Bacon Battle. His total of ten kilograms of bacon was more than Ben's total of four kilograms.

by OldManPatterson February 13, 2013

Bringing Home The Bacon

to have a large amount of swagger

that guys got so much swagger man, bringing home the bacon for real.

yeah man, mad pig.

by swine flew September 13, 2010

the baconboul effect

The effect takes place when baconboul does something others couldnt imagine to achieve, like breathing underwater and etc.

"DUDE! Did you just see what Baconboul did?!"

"Yeah, that's the baconboul effect."

by zen_ March 28, 2021

Eat the Bacon

After going Straight to Pig you lick off your finger.

Jenny's ass was so nice, I had to eat the bacon.

by HorneyBob December 20, 2008

Bringing home the bacon and the sausage

Stated by a male, who brings home the income and supplies sexual delight to his partner.

Yo baby you better be ready for me cuz i am bringing home the bacon AND the sausage.

by Phatty Deliscious July 9, 2009

the barone tuck

When you have extreme BSTL(balls stuck to leg), and u physically remove the package from its upwright position. To perform this maneuver, you must make ur legs into a 45 degree angle. Then dip ur knees causing for seperation of the co-hedrant package.

Woman: what the heck was that?
Man: i had some sweaty package, so i pulled The Barone Tuck.

by Chris and Lyle August 4, 2006