Golrath the Barbarian

While born in Halas, Golrath was in fact exiled along with his other bone-eating bretheren to the lands of Kurn's tower, set deep within the field of bone. Golrath is usually considered the leader of the Quartet, though he shows agendas of following the wing of such nefarious foes as Rallos Zek and the Pope the Barbarian.

"Golrath! Put down those bones!" - Xantor Truehero

Golrath the Barbarian by Xantor Truehero February 5, 2004

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Goosecock the Barbarian

originally Goosecock Billygoat. dumbass selfish cock that liked to do cocain and her dumbass got caught for that shit because she was goin around school like CHECK OUT THIS COKE I HAVE. then her dumbass gets arrested for ecstasy because she did the same shit and she got a year of drug court for 2 arrests. so now she goes out of her house everyday of the week and gets drunk then sneeks back in at about 4 or 5 in the morning. then her dumbass takes shit like codine in school and she does this everyday and torturing her is the best.

if you don't know Goosecock the Barbarian you are lucky but she is a good person to copy off of in history class. and shes overweight

Goosecock the Barbarian by ihatesmith February 26, 2005

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Conan the Barbarian

The hero of a series of short stories, novellas and one novel by pulp fiction author Robert E. Howard (1906-1936). Conan is a wandering swordsman whose travels take him into improbable adventures with scheming wizards and lusty wenches. The stories take place on Earth, in pre-Atlantean times. These stories pretty much gave birth to the term sword and sorcery for a certain kind of fantasy tale. Learn more about Howard at rehoward.com.

"I was born in the Cimmerian hills where the people are all barbarians. I have been a mercenary soldier, a corsair, a kozak, and a hundred other things. What king has roamed the countries, fought the battles, loved the women, and won the plunder that I have?"

Conan the Barbarian by Jay Young May 24, 2005

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Pee-J the Barbarian

Cult comic character. Wears a hat made from Jamaican booty and wields a seven foot long tumor. Popular amongst Ilford schoolgirls, and beileved to come to life if one was to whisper "shank me nessie" into a mirror three times.

"I wish Pee-J the Barbarian were here to shank up david."

" PJ the B got hit by a cat and shes in a french nightmare"

" Caz! get your bum off of my feet!"

Pee-J the Barbarian by J to the izzle July 15, 2007