Alert the Internet

Synonym or modern version to "There's the phone, call someone who cares."

(loosely)

Master Shake: Thanks for ruining my lunch! Which is gone by the way...
Frylock: Have you looked in the fridge?
Master Shake: Oh Brainstorm! Alert the internet we got a genius over here

by Keshicus June 1, 2010

the lauren alderton

when a woman teases and uses men to do there bidding.

miss alderton used the lauren alderton to get karl chisnal horny in order to get a free drink

miss alderton used the lauren alderton to make her boyfriend buy her a trip to london.

by eye-pod August 18, 2010

Alert the Media

Comment used when someone says something of utter uselessness, or that only they care about

"OMG she's like totally wearing my shirt"
"Oh no...should I alert the media?"

by yeah_its_me09 May 18, 2006

alert the internet

There are a few situations where one could yell this phrase, but the main thing is to convey sarcasm. For example if someone you know says something that seems utterly useless in a tone where they're trying to sound like it's the news of the year (and it really isn't), then you'd say this phrase in reply. See alert the media.

(instant messenger convo)

Joe: holy shit dude omg i just asked out sally and she said yes *random emoticon* oh man shes so hawt

Jack: ZOMG ALERT THE INTERNET!!!~ lol dude i dont care shes prolly gonna hump u and dump u rofl

Joe: stfu *angry face* ur just jealous cuz u didnt get her u have no balls

Jack: maybe i should alert teh internet that ur a total douche lol

by Tengu October 25, 2006

Alert the Media

Underground rock band from long Island that kicks some major @$$. They play all types of rock and do not like to be limited to one type.

www.alertthemedia.cjb.net
or
myspace.com/alertthemedia

Alert the media are the best thing since Ramen noodles.

by Valerie is not a psycho September 11, 2005

alert the spiders

'Alert the spiders' is a rural colloquialism from northern California where I grew up in the '60's. I heard it from my parents and grandparents (California, New Mexico, Nevada and Iowa) all my life. It referred to rural mail routes out in the country away from town. Often spiders would get into the mailboxes and spin webs. Sometimes we would sweep them out with a broom if they got too close to the front, but often we would just leave them alone. When important letters or small packages were being sent, we would receive a phone call from the sender who would say "Alert the spiders!" and we would know to watch for the mailman who would place the treasure in the mailbox, disturbing the spiders who might get crushed... if we hadn't 'alerted' them.

Grandma called her daughter on the phone to let her know a small package was coming, "Alert the spiders!" she said.

by Darth Pop February 28, 2023

I’ll alert the press

sarcastic remark, indicating apathy regarding an unnecessary/uninteresting comment. See “alert the media” for similar meaning.

*dead silence*

A: I’m going to go to the bathroom

B: ….I’ll alert the press.

by gl.dot August 12, 2023