tipping the velvet

an archaic term for cunilingus as performed by lesbians.

i tpped her velvet

by bob May 29, 2003

Severing The Velvet

When a female fingers and pleasures herself; girls masturbating basically. Severing= fingering, "destroying" Velvet=vagina, pussy, twat and "the" obviously means "the"

Breathe Carolina <3 - Velvet : "...Princess, I just wanna witness, watch you, severing that velvet, I won't say the word, say the word"

girl 1: OH EM GEE! WHERE THE HELL WHERE YOU?
girl 2: sorry love, i was busy severing the velvet
girl 1: umm,....yeah.....
*awkward silence*

by WISE IDIOT August 22, 2011

tipping the velvet

when lesbians go down on each other

by shooger June 4, 2003

severing the velvet

to let someone slip inside a vagina. Hince severing(opening) the velvet(vagina).

"princess i just want to witness, watch you, severing the velvet, i will say the word" - breathe carolina

by CharlesBartowski November 18, 2010

riding the velvet dragon

v. To engage in anal sex.

Hey Joe, I was riding the velvet dragon last night for the first time!

Did it feel better than vaginal?

To me, yes, but some people prefer apple pie to pecan.

by fredoandmichael December 26, 2013

The Velvet Lion

A title held by a man who has a voice so low, soothing, and powerful (and at times monotone) that you are not able to hear the words being spoken over the sound of car's engine or loud music; however, the sound of the man's voice alone is still somehow pleasurable enough to the ear to arouse conversation and physical stimulation, as well as create a sense of comfort in those present.

*The Velvet Lion arrives at a party*

Guy 1: Hey dude what's up?!

*loud music*

VL: Hey...MmmRrrrgrrrAhh!

Guy 1: Hehe...uhh yeah man okay... I'll get you a beer and you can tell me all about it.

VL: Hmmmrrghh.

Random Girl: I don't know what just happened but I felt the walls shake and now I need to change my underwear.

by GoatTeaAye December 18, 2012

The Velvet Fog

The Velvet Fog is when one takes the moisture from one's own or another's flatulence and uses it to masturbate with.

Sarah's juicy fart had just the right amount of humidity for Mike to enter The Velvet Fog and rub one out.

by mikeness January 1, 2009