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dig a ditch and pop in it the toaster

George had always wanted to experiment with his wife, so he dug a ditch and popped it in the toaster
by Danny Provalone June 21, 2006
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The toaster

When a cat positions it’s legs under its body when they sit. This pose makes them look like a square similar to a toaster and their tail is the cord
“Omg my cat was doing The Toaster and it looked so cute”
by btseighthmember January 25, 2020
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the bread is in the toaster

A phrase used to indicate that something is cool and legit

Can also be used to indicate a plan is in motion
Awesome man, bread in the toaster.

That party was toasty af.

Everything is ready, the bread is in the toaster.
by coolbeans69 October 4, 2016
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Putting waffles in the toaster

Having raw/unprotected sex with someone that may be a stranger to you, or if they're just a hookup.
“I’m on my way to her house to put some waffles in the toaster, I hope she’s hungry.”

"So, what did you guys do last night?"
"Let's just say I put some waffles in the toaster."

"Where the fuck is Kyle?!"
"He's probably putting waffles in the toaster again."
by JLuc14 August 1, 2018
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Halfway down the toaster

Halfway down the toaster is when you feel absolutely f*cking cooked or 'toasted'. Australian slang for hungover, depressed, tired, drunk, high, or just feel like shit.
Damo Jnr: "Fuuuuuuck me cunt, I am just halfway down the fucking toaster tonight"
Daxon: "So you don't want to hit up the RSL?"
Damo Jnr: "Fuck off you shitcunt, I just fucking told you I'm halfway down the toaster!"
by (mostly) aussie slang ; June 3, 2022
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stick it in the toaster

an act of simulating sexual intercourse with a toaster or any electrical item that could be hazardous to ones health or junk
Ex 1. guy 1: man i tried to stick it in the toaster burnt mah dick

guy 2: your a dipshit

Ex 2. husband: honey dont get mad but i tried stickin it the toaster

wife:and you wonder why we sleep in seperate beds, i want a divorce
by mike stillone January 4, 2011
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the toaster

When a man and a women have intercourse the women gets up to leave and the man throws a toaster at her head
I finished the job then i did the toaster and knocked her out cold!
by Toasting4Life January 22, 2009
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