The Student Room, or TSR for short... Beware, all ye who enter The Student Room. As its name sufficiently conveys, the Student Room is teeming with students. And not just any students. The students The Student Room is teeming with are a special brand of toadying ignoramuses of British or British-wannabe students whose sole goal in life is to break the world record for one or more (preferably all) of the following:
1. A* grades at GCSE and A level and unis got offers fromy
2. Studying Dentistry at Oxbridge (additionally, take note of the heart-warming fact that if you're studying something low like English Literature, you will be offered a couch for the nights)
Popular spare time excursions of The Student Roomers include:
1. Woman-bedding (a more popular alternative is woman-bashing)
2. Bashing of Muslamists and Pakis (both constitute a wide range of personally-held beliefs, hard to part with)
3. Generally strutting about like a rooster who has done all that is due of him in life once he has contributed to the production of a fertilised egg fit for either consumption or propagation
The only reason to enter The Student Room would be to troll. Trolls are verily the only incentive for The Student Room's extant status.
1. A* grades at GCSE and A level and unis got offers fromy
2. Studying Dentistry at Oxbridge (additionally, take note of the heart-warming fact that if you're studying something low like English Literature, you will be offered a couch for the nights)
Popular spare time excursions of The Student Roomers include:
1. Woman-bedding (a more popular alternative is woman-bashing)
2. Bashing of Muslamists and Pakis (both constitute a wide range of personally-held beliefs, hard to part with)
3. Generally strutting about like a rooster who has done all that is due of him in life once he has contributed to the production of a fertilised egg fit for either consumption or propagation
The only reason to enter The Student Room would be to troll. Trolls are verily the only incentive for The Student Room's extant status.
The Student Room normal thread title: 'Girls, rate my face. Boys too, I suppose.'
The Student Room normal thread title 2: 'Why is it socially unacceptable to be a virgin?'
The Student Room normal thread title 3: 'The reason there are so many virgins about the place these days is because women are becoming so uptight and that's thanks to Feminazism.'
The Student Room troll thread title: My mum left my little brother with me for the day, and I was wondering if tucking a child into bed is considered child abuse?
The Student Room troll thread title 2: WHY ARE THERE NO PEOPLE IN THEIR 20S IN SOCIAL GROUPS I AM LONELY AND IN MY 20S AND THERE ARE NO PEOPLE IN THEIR 20S IN MY SOCIAL GROUPS?????
The Student Room troll thread title 3: What do you do to become a cleaner at insert name of Oxbridge college? Anything special?
Sadly, most of the troll threads are removed soon by over-zealous mods. If you're lucky you won't miss them. They are vastly entertaining.
The Student Room normal thread title 2: 'Why is it socially unacceptable to be a virgin?'
The Student Room normal thread title 3: 'The reason there are so many virgins about the place these days is because women are becoming so uptight and that's thanks to Feminazism.'
The Student Room troll thread title: My mum left my little brother with me for the day, and I was wondering if tucking a child into bed is considered child abuse?
The Student Room troll thread title 2: WHY ARE THERE NO PEOPLE IN THEIR 20S IN SOCIAL GROUPS I AM LONELY AND IN MY 20S AND THERE ARE NO PEOPLE IN THEIR 20S IN MY SOCIAL GROUPS?????
The Student Room troll thread title 3: What do you do to become a cleaner at insert name of Oxbridge college? Anything special?
Sadly, most of the troll threads are removed soon by over-zealous mods. If you're lucky you won't miss them. They are vastly entertaining.
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Get the I am very uncomfortable with the energy we have created in the studio today mug.A large British student forum that is 99% inhabited by geeks and nerds who spend the best part of their days talking about schools and universities whilst also pretending they're cool and get laid at parties every weekend (whilst having 300,000+ post counts), whilst also discussing how they did in their latest exams, as well as bitching about how they ONLY got an A on (insert GCSE here) or ONLY 598/600 marks in their AS level Physics exam and how they are demanding a remark for 600/600, because obviously it doesn't matter about the fact they have an A. MUST GET THAT REMARK.
For some reason, they're all obsessed with Oxbridge and the other top 5 universities, and don't seem to acknowledge that getting less than A* in your GCSE's or A's in your A-levels doesn't make you thick and doesn't doom you to ex-polytechnic universities (what's wrong with them anyway?)
Politically, the forum is very left-wing, so if you mention ANY negative point about immigration, islam, etc. prepare to be bashed to smitherines in the debate topics.
For some reason, they're all obsessed with Oxbridge and the other top 5 universities, and don't seem to acknowledge that getting less than A* in your GCSE's or A's in your A-levels doesn't make you thick and doesn't doom you to ex-polytechnic universities (what's wrong with them anyway?)
Politically, the forum is very left-wing, so if you mention ANY negative point about immigration, islam, etc. prepare to be bashed to smitherines in the debate topics.
- Typical discussion on The Student Room -
Geek Girl: I got my GCSE's back today. I got 3 A*, 5 A's and 4 B's. I'm so happy. I'm doing four A levels.
Geek Boy: OMFG. HAHAHAHA. YOU FAILED YOUR GCSES AND YOU FAILED AT LIFE. YOU'LL NEVER GET INTO OXBRIDGE UNLIKE ME, I GOT 12 A* AND I'M DOING 6 A LEVELS .
Geek Girl 2: Just 12 A*?! I GOT 15 A*
YOU'RE BOTH THICK. I'M CLEARLY THE BEST OBBRIDGE CANDIDATE HERE
.. and you know the rest/
Geek Girl: I got my GCSE's back today. I got 3 A*, 5 A's and 4 B's. I'm so happy. I'm doing four A levels.
Geek Boy: OMFG. HAHAHAHA. YOU FAILED YOUR GCSES AND YOU FAILED AT LIFE. YOU'LL NEVER GET INTO OXBRIDGE UNLIKE ME, I GOT 12 A* AND I'M DOING 6 A LEVELS .
Geek Girl 2: Just 12 A*?! I GOT 15 A*
YOU'RE BOTH THICK. I'M CLEARLY THE BEST OBBRIDGE CANDIDATE HERE
.. and you know the rest/
by HAHAHAHAHAH - No June 20, 2010
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