midwest

the most gangsta place in the world. when u in the midwest u kno u in the ghetto.

if the midwest is so "redneck, hick, republican" than why did more than half of it vote democrat?

by lllalaal August 21, 2006

Midwest

A place where if you use a three syllable word, they think you are a professor.

The Midwest and The South. . .no one knows which is dumber.

by Ereck Flowers August 15, 2018

Midwest

The most boring and putrid part of the country that you could ever imagine. A haven for religious zealots and morbidly obese people who can convert a Walmart into a fucking sideshow. Shitty weather that turns on a dime and can subject you to all four seasons in a week! The only good thing about this region is it's adherence to the 2nd amendment, but there's a better place that does that and its called TEXAS!

Person 1: I gotta drive to the Midwest for a business trip soon.

Person2: Good luck dumbass and it's been nice knowing you. Most people who venture there are never seen or heard from again!

by Angry Cactus October 02, 2018

Midwest

A region in the united states that produces the best paintballers and the best athletes the world has ever seen.

dude those midwest ballers are tha best anyone has ever seen

by woohoo13 April 04, 2009

Midwest

Where people are hick, ugly, and boring.

"That explains it, he's from the Midwest!"

by amap December 02, 2014

midwest

A waste of space. No mountains, no beaches. Just farm animals, fields, and boring people/hicks. Nothing at all ever happens there, with the exception of Chicago and one or two other places. Exists only to make it a hassle for people to get between the east coast and the mountains/west coast. Almost as pointless as Canada.

If you're from the midwest, I'm gonna aim about mid-chest.

by Nick D July 14, 2004

the midwest

the middle of America, also know as "the Bread Basket" of America. It is the land of wallmarts, mini vans, and McDonalds.

sharon lives in Iowa, she is from the midwest.

by haha your face November 28, 2007