the kid’s life

the kid’s life is hard as hell, due to piling amounts of school work, peer pressure from classmates, and fake friends.

“the kid’s life is hard as hell, so thank god for instagram, iphones, and fries.”

by wokespringboi2000 October 9, 2019

The Kid LAROI

An amazing singer/rapper who puts his everything into his music. A man who just doesnt gaf.

Guy 1, HEy have you heard Reminds Me Of You by The Kid Laroi??
Guy 2, No I haven't.
Guy 1, *shoots guy 2 for being lame*

by EnvyAce123 February 1, 2021

the kid is not my cum

similar to the phrase "the kid is not my son", referring to how the kid came to be

Yo, Darcy is trying to make her be my baby mama, but the kid is not my cum!

by GlazeHer August 11, 2014

The kid's table

When you are fully grown adult and becomes talked down to, and/or excluded from activities, tasks, etc, especially from superiors such as parents/family members, coworkers, bosses, friends, and so forth. Usually seen in terms of condescending and/or sarcasm. Examples are names such as bud, buddy, or pal when you really have no communication on the outside. Somewhat like a kids table at a dinner or party where children are set aside from adult conversations and matters.

Guy 1: Dude, I am so ready to fucking leave that job. I keep getting put at the kid's table and treated like a child.
Guy 2: Why do you say that?
Guy 1: Everytime I mess up on something, They don't explain to me what I'm doing wrong, fix it themselves, walk off and put me on some dumb janitorial task. They have all these dumb inside jokes and keep me in the dark about everything. I think its time to find a new job.
Guy 2: Do what you need to bro.

by riddlecker July 23, 2016

The kid that thinks hes cool

The kid that wears jumers to school and thinks hes the shit but yet hes to scared to fight a yr8 when hes in yr9!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(Zander kerr)

the kid that thinks hes cool: the kid that wears jumpers to school and thinks hes the shit

by MADLAD_ May 29, 2019

The kid who puts his entire mouth over the water fountain

The kid who gets back from pe sweating and puts his entire mouth over the water fountain and no one else drinks from it

"Did you know the kid who puts his entire mouth over the water fountain?" "I'm not drinking from that."

by Asriel379 February 7, 2020

the kid LAROI

An up and coming rapper from Australia who is the protege to the late Juice WRLD. LAROI started blowing up in 2019 and has done collabs with artists like Juice WRLD and Lil Tecca. He really puts his heart and soul into every song and it hits hard

Me: Yo dude did you hear the kid LAROI's new album?
Friend: Yeah bro that shit was some heat

by brrrrrrrrruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh February 10, 2021