The Jonas-Theme 

Das Jonas-Theme ist das einzigartigste und absolut beste Musikstück in der Geschichte der modernen Welt. Es geht auf das Stück „River flows in you“ zurück, wobei der einzige Unterschied besteht, dass es von Jonas gespielt wird.

Guy1: Bro what is that music?
Guy2: Its The Jonas-Theme

The Jonas-Theme by \/\/0\/\/ May 23, 2023

The Jonas Brothers 

Prepubescent queers that suck at life and attempting to make music. The youngest queer, Nick, dated Hannah fucking Montana...that says it all.

"Hey Joe, look at that guy over there. What a bod!" says the youngest of the Jonas Brothers, Nick.
"That one over there is even hotter!" said Kevin

The Jonas Brothers by IdOnTlIkEtHeJoNaSbRoThErS October 23, 2008

The Jonas Brothers 

An annoying boy band that consists of absolutely NO Straight-Guy fans..
They're only liked because every 10-16 year-old-girl/homo thinks that they're "uber hawtt!!"
Even though they forget the lyrics to a legend's song and don't have very much talent.. they still became extremely famous.. somehow..

The Jonas Brothers (Nick Jonas): Very superstitious, writings on the wall, very superstitious.. ummowajfios
Audience: *Hides laughter and disappointment*

The Jonas Brothers by JonasBrothers=Queers July 17, 2009

The Jonas Brothers 

Three sexually confused brothers, who have no talent whatsoever.
They also are extremely unattractive and llok nothing alike.

Ew Hannah Montana is almost as bad as the Jonas Brothers!

The Jonas Brothers by Bethy Ramone January 18, 2009

The Jonas Brothers 

The definition of everything that is wrong with music in this day and age.

Teenage girl 1: OMG OMG OMG The Jo Bro's!!! there so awesome!!!

Teenage girl 2: OMG OMG OMG i know right!!!!!! I was at their last music concert!!!

Dad: That wasn't music it was the Jonas Brothers......... O__o

The Jonas Brothers by But, Honestly July 10, 2010

the jonas brothers 

The Jonas Brothers were once a popular boy band that was all the rage about two years ago. They were a trio of morons, or three brothers that probably took turns giving eachother blow jobs every night before bed. They would go on-stage and pose with Gibson guitars that they couldn't even play. I mean, why would you need to play them when you could just have a backing band do it for you? They sing like they're constipated, they write cliche cheesy lyrics that the tweenie-bop mongoloids just went batshit crazy for. However, like all shitty products of Disney, they fell and faded away about a year ago and will most likely never come back. That is a good thing.

Last year, I always hoped that the Jonas Brothers would crash into a telephone pole while they were in their car having butt sex. Now a year later, that wish has sort of come true...except they aren't dead. Damn!

the jonas brothers by Marco K. June 1, 2010

The Jonas Brothers 

The Jonas Brothers worst boy band ever to walk this planet. consists of Joe Jonas, Nick Jonas, and Kevin Jonas. have the worst songs ever. are ugly, gay, and have three way oragys.retarts.

also related to Frankie Jonas

"Don't you just hate the Jonas Brothers??"
"The Jonas Brothers suck cock!"
"Who else but the retarted Brothers??"

The Jonas Brothers by dark princess January 14, 2008