by Travis Herbert June 21, 2014
by helllthefucknooooohoe October 20, 2018
Not to be confused with the french execution tool, Guillotine is something you call someone who has a very over-attached girlfriend, a Snow fur, if you want, he is also hot and kind despite his menacing looks.
Person 1:I've heard his girlfriend nearly killed one of his friends because he talked to her.
Person 2:He must be a Guillotine.
Person 2:He must be a Guillotine.
by Male Man Pog March 26, 2021
While doing a standing 69, with the girl being suspended and upside-down, perform a tombstone piledriver on her while your dick is in her mouth. If performed correctly, when her head hits the ground, her jaw will slam shut and your dick will be bitten off, leaving you with a raw, bloody stump and a serious drop in your testosterone levels. For masochists and noobs only
Jeff: Will, you voice is all high and you look like you've been kicked in the dick.
Will: I don't have a dick, i guillotined myself.
Will: I don't have a dick, i guillotined myself.
by bluhluhluhshning April 20, 2010
To become or cause somebody to become painfully self-conscious, ill at ease, ashamed, or humiliated. Any situation which may result in such feelings. Or alternatively to make somebody or something appear untrustworthy or wrong.
by Spirit-Chickadee December 07, 2010
to guillotine, vb.
When leaving (or intending to leave) an establishment at which you have spend some time, 'guillotine' may be used in lieu of head off.
When leaving (or intending to leave) an establishment at which you have spend some time, 'guillotine' may be used in lieu of head off.
by Rununur April 06, 2010
A mideval device,which was used to execute villigers by beheaded them with a large blade chopping threw there necks
by Big Synps March 07, 2009