by Ian Clariza May 17, 2006
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by The Return of Light Joker January 03, 2011
The second of the three known stages of a human penis. Suceeding the dingle, Dangle is the phase in which the penis grows a bit in girth and length and resembles a boiled ball park frank. It does not have enough strength to sustain its own weight, so it hangs diagonally and swings a little. This phase is achieved with increasing sexual stimulation.
Dude! I was totally feelin' on Sally's tits, and had a sweet progresive Dangle goin'. But then her Grandma walked in and I lost it.
by Jow Blob September 13, 2007
the act of being the sickest man anywhere. you snipe any chick you want. ripped to perfection you know no boundaries because your the biggest Bobby big wheeler in the club
man did you see my brother bring that hot girl home last night
ya man hes a fucking dangler
one day i hope to have dangles like him
ya man hes a fucking dangler
one day i hope to have dangles like him
by sickstercheesymcstyles April 14, 2008
an individual of the white trash population characterized by 4 or more missing teeth, overalls, constant references to farm equipment and/or stories of life on the farm, any lifestyle choices that resemble a "straight brokeback mountain" scenario, frequent field trips to TRACTOR SUPPLY COMPANY, potentially engaging in relations inside their family gene pool and just an overwhelming sense of EWW!!!!!
"wow, did you see that dangle in the blockbuster"
"country music television? you watch that dangle shit?"
"i can't believe he said that. DANGLE DANGLE!!!!"
"now... if i were a dangle... where would i hide?"
"country music television? you watch that dangle shit?"
"i can't believe he said that. DANGLE DANGLE!!!!"
"now... if i were a dangle... where would i hide?"
by heartcoreEMS April 03, 2006
by poop and pants March 01, 2009