When a girl is so hot you have your friend hide in the closet and videotape you having sex with her.
by Porno Joe February 15, 2005
Get the closetablemug. A repressed homosexual or bi-sexual who may or may not 'come out of the closet' and disclose their sexuality. They may be 'outed' against their will.
Also refers to a homosexual or bi-sexual who is experiencing self denial.
Also refers to a homosexual or bi-sexual who is experiencing self denial.
by LizzieHHH January 9, 2008
Get the closetedmug. A place for shoes, clothes and in most cases, homosexuals.
In order to prevent themselves from social rejection, gays make sure to lock the door after themselves and throw away the key.
In order to prevent themselves from social rejection, gays make sure to lock the door after themselves and throw away the key.
WHORE1: "Geez, why is this closet locked?"
WHORE2: "I think there's someone in there. I hear masterbation."
WHORE2: "I think there's someone in there. I hear masterbation."
by whitebitchheather October 21, 2009
Get the closetmug. 1. A cabinet or enclosed recess for linens, household supplies, clothing or gay sex.
2. A small private chamber, as for study or prayer, or gay sex.
2. A small private chamber, as for study or prayer, or gay sex.
by Kinpatsu April 16, 2006
Get the closetmug. A sex position where the woman lies in the bed comfortably while the man watches her from the closet without making any type of contact
by Kerke June 12, 2020
Get the In The Closetmug. by Mr.Kent a Saurus December 20, 2017
Get the Closetmug. The act of a guy and a girl going into a closet at their friend's house, in order to get away from the sounds of their other friends getting busy on the futon in the living room. The guy and the girl in the closet then get busy themselves.
by Cause of closeting October 11, 2010
Get the closetingmug.