911s

The act of ingesting a line of meth followed by a gut bomb chased with a shot of hot rail bong water. The amount of meth ingested in such a short period of time you may need medical intervention.

I decided to meet Dino and CY at Crystal Cave one day to do some 911s. This led to some serious flailing

by Jennifried Shardluck May 16, 2018

911

a number for dialing the local police

John called 911 when the burglar broke in the house

by XenoFazz2 October 28, 2013

911

National disaster turned punchline.

What's the difference between 911 and a cow?

They stop milking a cow after 10 years.

by Yoshihut September 10, 2011

911

Noun

1. A grand finale to strip tease and pole dance routines performed by only the raunchiest of bar whores, a "911" is when a women takes two towering dildos on stage and makes them both disappear.

Q: "Did you see that last dancer pull that 911?"

A: "Yeah. God bless America."

by billebllunt May 12, 2014

The 911

When two women stand on a bed side by side...naked. Then a man...a naked man...continuously launches himself from a trampoline and tries to stab them with his engorged penis at some orifice above their necks. Then, after knocking them over, he ejaculates on them shouting, "Jihad on you all! Jihad on you all!"

"I never really supported the war in Iraq, but after receiving The 911, I fully support our troops. Way to go, guys!"

"The 911 made me a republican!"

"4 stars raves George Segal"

by Laquanda Shaneesha Chautauqua Jones December 11, 2006

911

it went down like this

911 is funny

by weedhead11111111111111111 July 10, 2018

911

The date that millions of people died and it was sad as fuck

fuck isis for 911

by Ghost of KT November 18, 2016