I don't have the facts to back this up

A phrase said prior to any ridiculous statement to give the illusion of validity.

"Now, I don't have the facts to back this up, but I believe Herman Cain was born in Indonesia."

by Notwhoyouthinkitis October 9, 2011

Taven

Taven is the guy you’ve always dreamed of. Prince Charming if you will, he is the friend everybody wants to have around all the time. He is extremely smart and observant, but he can not stand for people being mistreated. He will set forward when nobody else does. Although he is sweet and funny he also has a temper when he feels he is being taken advantage of. If you have the honor of being his girlfriend, you won’t ever have to worry about having to do all of the household things by yourself as Taven is the guy that will wash the dishes, cook , take out the trash, and still fix the car for you when you catch his heart, he is a total family man and will love those who are closest to him till the end of time. He has an engineer type of mindset and will make anything out of nothing, he is like a multi tool in a tool set!

Taven, how do you do it all man?

by Wise Observations April 20, 2019

Sumerian Tavern Joke

The earliest example of a bar joke is Sumerian, on a tablet dating from the early Old Babylonian Empire (c. 1894-1800 BC), and it features a dog: "A dog, having walked into an inn, did not see anything, (and so he said): 'Shall I open this (door)?'." The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life and has been lost, but the words remain.

i cry myself to sleep every night thinking about the Sumerian tavern joke and the Sumer way of life. Oh to be a dog born in Mesopotamia between 3500 and 3000 B.C.E

by Richard Haass March 14, 2022

This is why we can't have nice things

What a mother yells whenever something gets broke

*CRASH*
Kids (in sync of course): "I didn't do it!"
Mother: "THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!"

by SAHM May 2, 2013

She Wouldn't Have To Ask Twice

Expression used by a male to indicate that he would engage in intercourse with a desireable female.

Man 1: "Did you see the tits on Celeste?! She's friggin smokin'!"

Man 2: "Yeah, let me tell you, She Wouldn't Have To Ask Twice!"

by JasoRobi (BuggieBlade) May 15, 2008

don’t have a cow, man

1) A saying said by Bart Simpson in seasons 1-9 of the popular animated comedy The Simpsons, until someone got themselves fired and everything got screwed up.

Nelson: You’re stupid! Haw Haw!
Bart: Don’t have a cow, man!

by Bluebird42 March 4, 2018

you shouldn't have done that

A popular sentence of one creepypasta.If you hear this sentence you should know you're already dead, "you can't run,beacuse i will sneak up on you and capture you."" So you better watch your back."

Ben Drowned:You shouldn't have done that
1 victim:Dead

by A terible fate August 16, 2020