Thanos

An Insurance company that Makes every thing 50% off in the snap of a finger! you want 50% less Life in the Universe? Thanos insurance.

Thanos that Universe

by Ultra Instinct Sans February 14, 2019

Thanos

Grape man with cool glove. Is constantly bullied by all the "superheroes" .

Thanos looks like a decaying prune.

by TheUltimateGod4 July 25, 2018

Thanos

Purple elephant that committed genocide withe a nintendo power glove in a superhero movie

Thanos is coming

by Apollo with one L September 22, 2018

Thanos

A big purple boi that wants some rocks.

Thanos wants that booty.

by CrappinHeckinChecker June 9, 2018

thanos car

A purple pickup truck with a front bumper that looks similar to Thanos' nutsack of a chin.

Thanos car.

by Gays of Iran September 4, 2018

The Thanos

While having sex with a woman, after you orgasm, hug her and whisper into her ear "I'm sorry little one" then toss her off the bed head first. While she's unconscious, rummage through her jewelery box and take all the jewels. Then, snap your fingers and make you and half the shit in your house dissappear.

"Hey bro I'm trying to do something new with the next girl I smash. Any suggestion to spice things up?"

"Well you could always do the thanos"

"Holy shit great idea. Maybe I'll get a new TV this time!"

by Testicular cancer is no joke February 14, 2019

thanos cock block

When a guy is about to cum in his girl and Thanos clicks his fingers and the girl dissapears, leaving the guy to cum into empty space.

Did you hear Mike got Thanos cock blocked, she disappeared as he came, only thing left was his cum on her sheets.

by DrSalter June 1, 2018