Read the New Testament

A university term being euphemistic for having a shit. Because the Gideon's free bible is generally the only reading material around that is not related to work.

"Where's Harry gone?" "Oh he's gone to read the new testament"

by ConcreteHorizon November 23, 2006

textamarketer

Similar to a telemarketer, a textamarketer spams you with unwanted information in an attempt to sell you things you never wanted via text message.

While I was at dinner, some textamarketer blew up my phone trying to convince me I could get $30,000 working from home-- how ridiculous!

by donotcallregistry May 21, 2011

Testamoaning

When you are having sex in a courthouse, i.e. courtroom/ judges chambers/ jury deliberation room, and the girl/ man starts to moan as a result of the sex.

"How did court go for you the other day?" ..."DUDE! I totally banged the hot court clerk during recess!"

"WHAT!?Didn't you have to be quiet?"..."Na bro, I totally had her Testamoaning"

by Officer nipples 42 March 21, 2017

Snold Testament

1. A debilitating snow storm. Like what newscasters refer to as "Snowmaggedon" but more biblical.

2. Graphically realistic bible scenes crafted from blizzard snow.

"The snow jews wandering the snow desert were a nice touch to the Snold Testament in Dan's yard.

by Specifically Not a Genius February 10, 2010

The New Testament

When you and your partner t-pose after having an orgasm

Yeah, so when me and Jane did the New Testament, I knew she was the one

by gilf21 July 21, 2019

A Testament to

Doing something in memory or recognition of another accomplisments or deeds.

kid1: omfg, did you just see what happened to derik?
kid2: fuck yeah, now im smoking this vanilla dutch, a testament to his bloody skull.

by Brand0n September 26, 2005

Textamaniacaholic

An individual who while way of the legal limit of alcohol consumption sends text messages at a rate of or equavalent to 60 texts per hour.

Nathan stop. Sure you proved that you can finish that handle of rum yourself. But instead of talking to me your just sending me texts. for Hitlers sake i'm right in front of you. I think its time we take you too Textamaniacaholic's anonymous.

by Abe Labeau August 17, 2009