texticals

Texticals are text induced testicals.

ie. 8====D
the 8 in this case is the texticals.

*Guy: 8====D
*Girl: I hope that isn't to scale.
*Guy: It is hard to make big texticals.

by Caleb the Textical Guru July 21, 2010

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Textican Standoff

This is when two parties (most often a couple) find themselves in a heightened state of readiness whereby both eagerly await a text message from one another while each is simultaneously unwilling to send one. Often, the first to cave is perceived as being a weak, ineffectual, or submissive.

bystander one:
wow, have they been like this all day?

bystander two:
Yes, each of them is poised to hit send...but...well, you know...

bystander one:
Sí, Sí. They've got themselves a Textican Standoff.

by Saint Scams January 1, 2009

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Sex with a squid. The squid sticks all tenticals in the ass or vagina

Tentical porn is the best kind of porn

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Texticle Dysfunction

To have difficulties text messaging either due to a jacked up cell phone, network, or just plain sore fingers.

I couldnt text message any of my friends all day long. My phone was not sending any of my text messages. I had a serious case of texticle dysfunction.

by Railin' October 3, 2008

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Testicall

The act of accidentally calling someone on your cell phone when it is stashed in your front pocket, specifically when placed in close proximity to the testes. Applicable only to males.

Damn yo; I just testicalled my ex-girlfriend by accident.

by BombDotComm August 30, 2014

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texticular pause

A sudden pause in an in-person conversation or intercourse, caused by the need to respond to a text.

Evan- "Hey Dillon how was your date with Sarah last night?"
Dillon- "Oh it was great we went out dancing, then I took her home and..."
Evan- "And what?... hello?"
Dillon- *texting... texting... texting*
Evan- "wtf now is not the time for a texticular pause"

by salamiprototype December 8, 2009

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