Emilio Textevez

The name given to your over obnoxious guy friend that only uses his phone for texting. And believes that texting his ex-girlfriend isn't just as bad as calling her.

See also: Gloria Textefan

Ask Emilio Textevez if he's seen my Gatorade?

by techjunkee January 22, 2010

Textes

A plural for a number of text messages sent

I sent him a load of textes

by Maddog Dixon April 2, 2009

Textease

v: the act of text messaging someone in order to tease them in a playful way. Related to sexting though not exclusively sexual.

My boyfriend was such a textease all day!

by hydroxamate March 29, 2017

textoserone

To talk large amounts of shit, or acting very tough while getting in fights online, or via text messages. Usually responded to by other people with textoserone who will call out other people on their textoserone.

That kid has so much textoserone, I'm suprised he isn't banned.

by Rabblerouser August 4, 2007

Textestrian

The act of texting while walking.

That textestrian caused a backup on the sidewalk while on her phone.

by Phatmans May 26, 2010

Textasexual

A womyn or man or transexual who is attracted to the written word instead of interested in the anatomy of the human being, aka a book-fucker

I witnessed a textasexual last night molest an unwilling copy of "Coal Run". It was pitiful.

by Mad Creeper January 13, 2009

texteded

(v.) 1)The process of tell a person that you have sent a text to a person.
2) The more awesome way of saying 'texted'.

"I texteded him back earlier."

by frozengnomies August 29, 2010