Textationship

The state in which two people text/DM/IM each other constantly yet never actually form a legitimate relationship. This can happen based on distance, family obligations, and other circumstances. Also called bullcrapping.

Dude 1: hey man, I see you and dudette talk a lot. You guys serious?

Dude 2: nah man, we just have a textationship

by Rastheexhorter May 26, 2014

textationship

The awkward texting relationship that follows a one night stand, when one party is looking for a relationship but the other clearly is not.

1) Audrey had a one night stand with that guy last night now she's in some weird ass textationship.
2) When Mitch had sexual intercourse with the chick from the party he accidentally gave the woman his number before he left the next day, now she's texting him wanting to hang out.

by Dee0506 September 16, 2013

textationship

a relationship in which the participants only text and are never seen speaking face to face

Jerry and Bella's relationship had turned into a textationship.

by awkwardhumansclub January 5, 2017

Textuationship

When you've been texting someone for years and never met. The entire relationship only consist of what can be exchanged via text.

"We exchanged numbers on Jackd, good vibe, but I never met him in person, I guess we're just in a textuationship"

by Ru Thompson August 16, 2017

Textlationship

Having a relationship in your own voice in your own head but somebody else's words being reiterated by someone else.

A textlationship of the derp derp derp derp derppppp.

by The capn June 7, 2018

Textelationship

When you have an amazing texting relationship with someone, but when you see them the next day, they don’t talk to you.

I thought he liked me because of our textelationship.

by _____lol. March 6, 2020

Textationship

When your relationship is nothing but text messages. Your partner never answers the phone but texts you after you after every call.
You have heard your boyfriends voice once in 2 years.

I am so glad they give us unlimited messaging because my textationship with her would be expensive af!

by LJ4LSU August 1, 2020