textanoid

to be paranoid that people are going to read your text messages.

Girl: I had to delete all my texts!
Girl 2: Why?
Girl: Because i was textanoid that my parents were going to read them.

Boy: Man, i'm so textanoid!
Guy: Why?
Boy: Because i think my girlfriend is gonna find my texts to Jenny.

by liana marie October 12, 2008

Texaned

When a truck with Texas plates performs a dangerous (to you) traffic maneuver that you must account for to avoid collision. Incidents include trucks that don't bother to check before shifting lanes, change speed for no apparent reason, or behave in such a manner that the operator's dick size is directly associated with whether or not you can pass his truck.

That fuckin F150 Texaned me out of getting into the turn lane!

by kwisatzsawyer April 24, 2011

textagges

The abbreviated form of Text Messages.

Ever since I got my new phone, Ive been sending lots of textagges.

by Aslp February 28, 2008

teuranged

Teuranged is a word used to describe deranged teumes who always comes attacking other fandoms for complete nonsensical reasons. Teuranged are deranged teumes who are unable to logically think and come up with formal and acceptable arguments.

Person 1: Oh my god, these teumes never stop being teuranged do they?
Person 2: I respectfully agree, imagine creating fights with other fandoms just because their faves aren't the ones who carry the (redacted) icon/prodigy of 4th generation, such a shame.

by sailor the saviour July 23, 2021