textay

An exorbitantly long text that, on one's phone, almost resembles an essay. Something that the person probably should have just called you and talked to you or left you a voicemail for. Textays usually go off on tangents and ignore the original topic at hand.

Chick, via text: hey how's it going :) i went to the supermarket ystrday and i was thinking of youuu i saw these cantaloupes and their skin had the most bumpy texture just like your hands after you were carrying the furniture upstairsss like who even knew someones skin could turn out like that?? i dont know?? haha we'll see after i go to med school though and i can diagnose everyone like it's nobody's business.. xxxoxxo ;))
Dude to friend: Wow, all I asked her was if she wanted to go to the hockey game... She sent me back a whole textay.
Friend: Maybe you should grade that shit.

by Brohan Santana May 22, 2009

Textacle

Taking a picture of ones balls or junk and sending it via text message to someone.

Dude Jake and Angie broke up. He got caught sending a textacle to some other chick.

by De'scuvottino September 21, 2013

Textacking

a vigorous attack of text messages by crazy people

"Sally is such a mean person, she kept textacking me yesterday."

by PanthersGirl January 20, 2010

textacular

Spectacular text

You don't get much more textacular than that and I'll vouch for that even if I have to put in in text writing.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

Textaby

A lullaby typed in text, either because a person is too lazy to call or has a horrible singing voice. Can also occur when a person doesn't have enough minutes, but has unlimited texting.

Person 1: Did you hear? John gave Susan a textaby last night.

Person 2: Aww how sweet!

Person 1: Yeah, but thank god he didn't sing it. His voice sounds like a cat eating sandpaper.

by Fireheart July 29, 2010

textacussing

When someone uses a text message to cuss another person out

She could not believe her exboyfriend was textacussing her for going out with another guy.

You should textacuss her and tell her to stay away from your man!

by L Square March 3, 2011

textact

Staying in contact via text message. A combination of texting and contact.

Ok, I'll see you later. Stay in textact

by jburt2002 July 26, 2007