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Are you going to text me back or are you not feeling textitive today?
by Natalie's lover boy November 16, 2009
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Textite

Textite : to use emoticons, punctuation and all capital letters when texting.
Are you mad at me? No, I WAS textited :)

He must love me, he was textiting me last night...?)
by Guy Strunk September 8, 2014
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Textitis

A common sickness in which the sufferer will absolutely not text someone no matter how much they want to. It is usually caused by this person being afraid of what the response will be (usually from someone of the opposite sex).

Common excuses of the sufferer include but are not limited to: 'she is probably asleep', 'i'll text her later', 'i don't want to seem desperate', etc...

The most effective remedy for Textitis is to simply 'grow a pair'.

The most common effect of Textitis is extreme regret, low self-esteem, loneliness, and self-hatred.
"Dude, are you going to text her back or not?"
"No, I dont want to wake her up."
"Man, I think you have textitis."
"You're probably right. I dont know how to get rid of it though."
"The most effective treatment is to grow a pair. Or you can even purchase an artificial pair. I know a guy."
by freddy8289 March 2, 2010
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textitute

One who obsessively sends text messages, especially to the opposite sex or someone who they are either involved or would like to be involved with. Also defined as one who sends a text in order to signal for a possible hookup, and often sent as a mass text to multiple numbers fishing for a taker.
Mary Anne is such a textitute for spending all of dinner texting Wally and Cecil instead of talking to her date Sid or friends Kelly Jo and Brenda Lee before the big dance at the hop.
by Franky Carbone January 12, 2009
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Textitude

A text message that contains condescending, negative or rude context of words that insinuates the sender is talking down to you or belittling you.

Throwing a diss at you through text message.

A text message that gives an impression that the sender is giving you an attitude.

Hinting to you through a text message that they are mad or annoyed with you.

Using inappropriate phrases such as the ones below to discourage the persons participation through text message.

" Shut up" " That was a slutty thing you did"

"Whatever" "Uh...do you know how to read? Read the last text again..."
"Ya no shit, you didn't realize what you accidentally sent me"

"Are you coming or what???"

"Oh that fucked up!"
"Hurry your ass up!"

when a person uses certain negative comments applying that they are degrading your intelligence of comprehending a conversation with them through text message.
I just got a text from Kevin. He's giving me all this textitude for no reason.

Man, my girl just sent me a load of textitude for not hanging out with her last night.

Dave is blowing up my phone with all this textitude cuz I didn't reply fast enough.
by *Asia Perez* November 17, 2014
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textitute

someone who texts all day/night long
Girl 1: Who are you texting over there?
Girl 2: (boys name here)
Girl 1: You're such a textitute!
by JoeyErr December 20, 2008
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Textiturn

Habitually untalkative via text.
I was writing her all night and she never responded. Bitch was textiturn!
by antisocial December 17, 2013
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