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horny text

When you are really horny and u say anything to a girl for her to send pics but end up regretting what you said to her. (kinda like drunk text).
I horny texted Amanda and now we are dating, all i wanted was pics from her. What should i do?
by will7.7 January 18, 2016
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False Hope Text Message

When you get a text message just when you wish you had someone to talk to...and it turns out to be a stupid forward and no one really wants to talk to you.
YAY I just got a text from (Insert name of person you like here)!!!!!!!
Oh dang it...its a false hope text message.
Stupid fwds.
by Smurfanator February 8, 2010
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Awkward How are you? text conversation

It is the epitome of a text conversation that leads to no productive result at all. Very short and point less. It might seem like the person texting you wants to chat with you, but in reality it just leaves you with an awkward silence.
Person A: Hey, what's up? You called.
Person B: Yeah. Nothing, just wanted to see how you were doing.
Person A: I'm fine thank you! How are you?
Person B: I'm fine.

END OF Awkward How are you? text CONVERSATION
by 0078*9 July 7, 2011
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Trojan horse text

A text that lulls someone with read receipts into a false sense of security with the iMessage preview thinking they can safely assume what the rest says, but the second half of the text is the real message.
My friend takes FOREVER to reply unless I send a Trojan horse text:

“I need to tell you something. Ever since the day I first met you, I have always loved how our friendship has been strictly platonic. Can you give me a ride to the airport tomorrow?”
by MinnesotaMan612 September 13, 2022
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Hot Text

A text message recieved from a member of the opposite sex.
"Beep-beep." - Friend's cell phone.
"HOT TEXT!!" - Every other person in the room.
by Loul December 14, 2006
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Holiday Text

that inevitable text that you have the urge to send to all your friends including people that you never talk to but you do it anyways because your in the holiday spirit
Happy Thanksgiving! Merry Christmas! and Happy New Year! are prime examples of a Holiday Text
by hardhitr3 January 1, 2010
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Hulk Hogan text buster

When you criticize someone for taking too long to text back like the have big hands like Andre The Giant.
The Hulk Hogan text buster made people’s business more efficient.
by Coop Dupe April 12, 2022
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