4 definitions by Loul

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Every person has a CPF (Cost Per Fuck). A person's CPF is equivalent to the total amount of money you've spent or must spend on them in order to have sex with them. A respectable person has a CPF somwhere around $100. You may include $8 per hour for time spent as well as 40 cents per mile for any driving expenses incurred.
"Do you think I'm a slut?" - Random Hook Up
"Umm... no of course not. I mean, I swipped my card for you at the Caf a couple times and paid that cab home from the bar. Your CPF is almost $50. It's nothing to write home about but I can assure you I've done worse." - Loul
by Loul December 11, 2006
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The Puhni Dance is the embodiment of the euphoria caused by Rod Stewart's "Young Turks." If you find yourself going 95 miles per hour on Route 95 coming home from a strip club at 3 AM listening to Young Turks with your best friends...this dance will over-come you. Your arms are held closely at your sides (nearly 90 degrees) moving freely laterly with the music. Your knees are bent slightly moving longitudely left to right with your hips in stride following Rod's snake-charming like voice.
"Did you guys see Puhni last night? Young Turks came on in the back triple and the next thing you know Puhnes is doing the Puhni Dance with two naked chicks! Puhni did the whirrley penis and one of them ended up pissing his bed. Go on be free tonight!"
by Loul December 09, 2006
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Hass is a what you call your closest friends and an abbreviation for "horse" despite that fact that no one actually calls their close friends "horse". Your hasses are your combadres, the ones you call when you brawl or have only a limited amount of meats or beers to share. When a pal walks into a party and yells "HASS!!" and you turn around to a bear-hug you know you are offically "hasses."
"Hass, you slam that Pi Phi last night?" - M.P.
"Untill my dick fell off, hass!." A.S.
by Loul December 09, 2006
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A text message recieved from a member of the opposite sex.
"Beep-beep." - Friend's cell phone.
"HOT TEXT!!" - Every other person in the room.
by Loul December 12, 2006
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