When you take two pieces of bologna and heat them in the microwave for 13 seconds each. You then insert the heated bologna in a cardboard toilet paper roll to MacGyver a redneck Fleshlight before proceeding to pleasure yourself to a picture of your first cousin.
When I was 15 my uncle Ricky showed me how to make an East Texas Hot Pocket, I went straight home and tried it! I didn't leave my room for three days and that was only to go into town to the Piggly Wiggly and steal more bologna!
by Ricky Fitts January 24, 2019
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can also be called "texas tuna melt"
can also be called "texas tuna melt"
Man that girl is one kinky bitch! i gave her sarah's own texas hot pocket to last her a lifetime last night
by mylohyoid May 13, 2008
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Immediately accelerating when in the left turn lane as a red light turns to a blinking red light before on coming traffic can accelerate.
by Michael April 9, 2005
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when someone is glowing brighter than the sun, the sun in this galaxy gets jealous and turns off. the world remains lit by the new star's glorious rays. the only place there is detectable change is in Texas, where the temperature drops dramatically. and so everyone's all 'what I thought Texas was supposed to be hot!' as in 'a new, brighter, more powerful star has been born.'
when someone is glowing brighter than the sun, the sun in this galaxy gets jealous and turns off. the world remains lit by the new star's glorious rays. the only place there is detectable change is in Texas, where the temperature drops dramatically. and so everyone's all 'what I thought Texas was supposed to be hot!' as in 'a new, brighter, more powerful star has been born.'
damn juul pod, you see that shot of Mel @ her new PAYING job?? I thought Texas was supposed to be hot
by whatsawatermelon4 December 7, 2018
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by BobSanders5554555 February 21, 2009
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by greg June 21, 2006
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Man #1: Your mom is a freak.
Man #2: Why
Man #1: Cuz I gave her anal and then she told me to give her a texas hotplate.
Man #2: Why
Man #1: Cuz I gave her anal and then she told me to give her a texas hotplate.
by Brandon Swindells June 21, 2006
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