texan 

Someone from Texas. Easily identifiable when outside of Texas by their cowboy hats, boots, accent, niece/sister carrying their baby

Person 1: Who is that over-weight, hick motherfucker wearing the cowboy hat and jeans while skiing? This is Colorado not Texas!

Person 2: Let it go, hes a pompus ass hole like most Texans

texan by azn-pwn April 7, 2007

texan 

Total friggin loser, bigtime

look at that texan, what a total friggin loser!

texan by irvinesucks December 29, 2007

Texan 

Someone from the state of texas, one that is easily offended by anything that isnt from texas or anyone that talks smack about texas (see post regarding texas texan dallas and any other dirt bowl reference). They usually lack the linguistic skills to debate the facts, or form a complete sentence yet feel superior to those not from texas and will continue to ramble on for days on end about how amazing their craphole state is. It's a disgusting form of nationalism at a state level, an epidemic and mental disease that affects most people from texas and should be dealt with immediately.

Texan: The cowboys and texas rule, all you northerners talking smack about texas can foad

NONTexan: so I take it you're texan
Texan: damn right im texan, and proud of it, you people .....

Texan by esslingen June 16, 2017

texan 

someone who likes everything with a gallon of tabasco sauce, rides a horse to work (if u call work saying y'all and yee ha and trying on cowboy hats), plays the banjo uneducated and goes to the hoedown every night at the bar. Also where George Bush Sr. & George Bush

Now we know why Bush is so stupid. He's a TEXAN!!!!!!

texan by never wannabe a texan December 28, 2005

texan 

1.someone who doesnt ride a horse, or lives in a dessert, or wears chaps with a hat! and we dont have accents, just cause bush is a retard doesnt mean the rest of us are! why dont u actually get ur stupid lazy north ass down here and see we dont even use the word yall anymore fuckin retards!
2.usually nice and pretty and works hard

-"how come hilary duff doesnt have an accent and shes texan?"
-"dumbass texas never did have accents!"

texan by Aubrey Floryds May 25, 2006

Texan Snowglobe 

An underwater bukkake that takes place in a hot tub or jaccuzi

Kendall thoroughly accepted the Texan Snowglobe at last nights pool Party

Texan Snowglobe by Kristan&Tristan June 27, 2011

Texan Piledriver 

The act of sprinting at someone from a distance, with pants at ankles, and forcefully driving one's penis into the exposed anus with a leap and a thrust.

"When i saw a blur go by, i turned around in horror and realized far too late that jimmy was preparing to give me a texan piledriver"

Texan Piledriver by Dnutzzz November 5, 2009