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Tokyo Teatherball

The act begins when a helpless victim is strapped to an office chair. The two players subsequently draw up a rigid and give the chair a hardy spin. As the chair revolves the victim is repeatedly slapped across the eyes with veiny members, causing her to instinctively squint like the citezens of Tokyo. The winner of the match gets to deposit their salve into the eyes of the victim.
While Rob was having a severe blowout after a bad batch of sweet and sour chicken, Kevin and Ben worked one up, strapped Dawn to an office chair, and engaged her in a rousing game of Tokyo Teatherball. After coming to, Rob had no idea that his asian girlfriend had just played the game...until he noticed the mushroom stamps on her cheeks.
by Ben&Kev November 16, 2010
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Tetherblobs

Enormous sagging boobs. To the point where you could literally play tetherball with them, because they are very blobish.
Look at the size of those tetherblobs.

Wow we could play a great game of tetherball with those tetherblobs.
by Lucky Bastard March 7, 2007
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tetherballs

when older men develop saggy balls.
"Wow George, Your tetherballs are hanging lower than ever!"
by Sexappeal Leal August 22, 2007
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Tetherballs

Tetherballs: A sexual action between two opposing players consisting of a stationary penis and a testicle(s). The objective is to strike the testicle(s) (clockwise or counter clockwise) until the "ball(s)" winds all the way around the pole and comes to a complete stop.
Jesse: Hey Chris remember that hot hore from the gym? The one with the nice ass?
Chris: Yeah.
Jesse: Well, I got her to play tetherballs. I let her win cause she's a girl...What are you doing later today?
by Pope Bentdick LXIX August 5, 2010
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Tether ball

A tether ball is what you call a girl who keeps coming back after you fuck her.
Bob: who do you keep texting?

Cody: ugh. that girl trina. Every time i hit her she keeps coming back to me

Bob: she's such a tether ball
by Lukeyboy3 May 23, 2014
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Tahitian Teatherball

Before a girl performs oral sex she ties a string around the scrotum, then as the man is ready to ejaculate he removes the string to unleash the floodgates.
During our experience performing the Tahitian Teatherball, the bursting effect of my ejaculate was more than Susie expected.
by Jake Kale Snackerman October 18, 2006
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Tether ball

The act of finding an old man whose nut sack hangs very low and giving him a large amount of Viagra in order to make his penis erect. Once erect, slap his nut sack and see how many times his nut sack will wrap around his own penis. Whoever gets the most wrap arounds wins.
Hey do you wanna play Tether ball after school?
Yeah sure!!! But whose grandpa will we use?
by kwlab April 19, 2011
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