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rat testicles

Rat testicles are good for my salad montgomery while shitting down an infants throat
Woaaaaahhh dooood, rat testicles in my genital jamboree
by Montgomery salad January 6, 2014
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testicles in your mouth

Self explanatory, there are testicles in your mouth
by PkTheArsonist June 26, 2021
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Theoretical Testicles

The balls that women freeze off when they climb into cold waters. Women don't have testicles so we need something to freeze off besides our breasts because that would be saddening for both sexes. The moment when you get your groin area submerged into the water and you must stop and breath those are your theoretical testicles falling off.
When she cannon balled into the water, you could see her theoretical testicles shrivle and fall off.
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squid testicles

When your dick is slimy, (Lube, anything really that is slimy) Generally pleasing to the girl.
I love my man, he always has squid testicles
by Gamergeneral May 13, 2016
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Bull Testicles

Where redbull comes from
Bro A: Hey bro, what are you drinking?
Bro B: Redbull bro!
Bro A: Ew, you know it comes from Bull Testicles, right bro?
Bro B: What?
by superior_intellect035 August 7, 2018
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Tropical Testicles

It's complicated; When you cum on or near the hair on your crotch, don't clean it up, and you do not take a shower in a day, you get tropical testicles. This also occurs if you cum, don't clean it up, and engage in exercise. It gets its name by the tell tale sign of this ailment; Hot, humid crotch stink.
Jonathan: Yo dude come check this out!
Michael: No way, I can smell your Tropical Testicles from here!
by ZAAAWMBEEEZ May 29, 2021
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im missing all 3 testicles

This is a phrase made by a pure genius it’s what you when you busted 3 nuts into your dads anal cavity and forces him to break his back so you then stick your penis into an orange and ejaculate immensely
Dude last weekend was lit Im missing all 3 testicles now because of it
by 39 year old feminist January 11, 2018
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