Testigravitingleitis

The tingling sensation a male feels in his testicles when rapidly dropping in altitude.

"When I went on the High Drop at Knottsberry Farm I got insane Testigravitingleitis."

by Damienas May 5, 2014

Testicoma

This is what happens when you get racked in the balls so hard your back hurts and you can't feel your nuts.

I asked that girl at the office if she would come to my house after work and she put me in a testicoma.

by GoodnHorney August 19, 2009

testimonial

the equivalent of a myspace comment on hi5 (aka the latin & asian myspace).

however, hi5 testimonials differ from myspace comments in that you must say something incredibly nice about the person. It cant just be "hey, what's up?" it has to be something great like, "You have been my friend for years, I love you so much, you're the best" and so on. Also, people compete over how many testimonials they have on hi5 because, if you have more testimonials, it means that a lot of people love you a lot because they have written really nice stuff about you.

Here are some examples:

Standard myspace comment:
3/22/2006 8:02 PM

Hello my brazilian friend.

Standard hi5 testimonial:
Hey dude. Yeah, I hadnt come up with the words to say it but I want to tell you that you are a kickass friend. You always hear me whine about life so much, and I really appreciate your patience and wisdom. Im really grateful that I got to know you (even if the first impression sucked) because you've turned out to be one of my best friends!

by humans are scary June 11, 2006

testiMOANial

When someone’s so good at doing the sex that the person they’re sleeping with moans so loud and vigorously that anyone nearby is unquestionably aware of the pounding being dealt by the nearby sex god.

Patrick-Did you hear the TestiMOANial coming out of that hookers mouth? It woke up the rest of us. Chris is awesome, god bless that magic dick of his.

Kristina- yea, I was asleep 5 blocks away and came running when I heard the call of our people.. He’s a real sex god!

by Dick winters June 2, 2019

Testiostos

When your testicles are tasting better than tostitos, you say testiostos

Oh baby, your testiostos are tasting real nice. I think I want some for the Super Bowl

by realpherringv September 24, 2019

testivomit

A common occurrence coming from religious people, particularly Mormons, when confronted with conflicting history of their beliefs. When they can’t refute anything you present, they vomit their testimony all over you.

After arguing back and forth about inconsistencies in her Mormon church history, my sister testivomited all over me

by Screaming Old Man January 17, 2021

Testimony

A beautiful girl, not too tall
Very lovely and unique, intelligent.A great talker.Her voice and eye's radiants beauty

Testimony,your sister she's very cute

by anonymous November 28, 2021