Testiculate

the pain you get after being racked in the balls.

johnny's balls testiculated after he was kicked in the balls by his little sister.

by insertDongle May 12, 2010

Testicules

Testicules is the communal drinking vessel on long camping trips, usually used to store other forms of food prior to use as a fluid reservoir and is usually in the shape of an animal. Primary liquids dispensed by Testicules are Tang and Kool-Aid.

The most common container to be converted to Testicules is the Army-Sized Animal Cracker plastic bear. Also, the only way to have a true Testicules is to consume the crackers from the bear before filling with liquid, none can be thrown away.

The origin of Testicules is unknown, but is rumored to have started as a sort of rite of passage among young teens.

"Drink from Testicules!"

by Rockin! July 9, 2007

testiculation

a feeling in the nuts that is so horrible u have to get a check up.

will: o my god i think i need to see a doctor... it isnt getting any better
tayler: o well maybe if i move faster...

by samuel adams January 30, 2005

Ocular Testiculitis

(n) When a standard teenage males voice cracks so hard the testicles ascend to the ocular cavities replacing the eyes.

"Hey Jimmy want to go sk...(pterodactyl noise) my balls"
"Damn that was a bad outbreak of Ocular Testiculitis"

by Jsenpai August 27, 2014

testiculated

adj. The state of being male. AOften used in a derogatory fashion by ovarianed folk.

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This whole Syria-Turkey-Kurd fiasco is exactly what to expect in a world dominated by the testiculated.

Yeah. And theoretical physics. What is up with that?

by gnostic3 October 26, 2019

Testiculating

To emphasize one's words or actions by dramatically brandishing one's testicles in an animated fashion.

Phillip was frantically testiculating to the rest of the nudist colony, who did not see the honey badger slowly approach them from behind.

by Gustavo Jnr the 16th June 11, 2018

testiculated

When a girl is riding you and leans back and then tickles your testicle.

I bumped into my ex yesterday and spent the night getting testiculated

by NiMmY February 6, 2015