Testiculate

the pain you get after being racked in the balls.

johnny's balls testiculated after he was kicked in the balls by his little sister.

by insertDongle May 13, 2010

Testicules

Testicules is the communal drinking vessel on long camping trips, usually used to store other forms of food prior to use as a fluid reservoir and is usually in the shape of an animal. Primary liquids dispensed by Testicules are Tang and Kool-Aid.

The most common container to be converted to Testicules is the Army-Sized Animal Cracker plastic bear. Also, the only way to have a true Testicules is to consume the crackers from the bear before filling with liquid, none can be thrown away.

The origin of Testicules is unknown, but is rumored to have started as a sort of rite of passage among young teens.

"Drink from Testicules!"

by Rockin! June 13, 2007

testiculation

a feeling in the nuts that is so horrible u have to get a check up.

will: o my god i think i need to see a doctor... it isnt getting any better
tayler: o well maybe if i move faster...

by samuel adams January 30, 2005

Ocular Testiculitis

(n) When a standard teenage males voice cracks so hard the testicles ascend to the ocular cavities replacing the eyes.

"Hey Jimmy want to go sk...(pterodactyl noise) my balls"
"Damn that was a bad outbreak of Ocular Testiculitis"

by Jsenpai August 28, 2014

De-testiculate

remove (someone's) male gonads or "testicles" from their body; detach or seperate a man's cojones.

Guy 1: I heard that they had to de-testiculate John's balls.

Guy 2: Oof, that's rough. Couldn't imagine being de-testicularised. Worst thing ever.

by PF1tZ0S January 28, 2024

De-testiculate

remove (someone's) male gonads or "testicles" from their body; detach or seperate a man's cojones.

Guy 1: I heard that they had to de-testiculate John's balls.

Guy 2: Oof, that's rough. Couldn't imagine being de-testicularised. Worst thing ever.

by PF1tZ0S January 28, 2024

testicull

when someone is kicked in the balls and they get sterilized

John: Dude, did you see that bitch Jenna testicull Quantavious yesterday?
Quagmire: Yeah dude shes fucking crazy

by 3vilWithin September 25, 2023