Teslaphobia

A deep and abiding fear of Teslas.

We noticed that when little Albert was only about two years old that he was already suffering with severe Teslaphobia.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 3, 2020

Counting Teslas

A fun and somewhat old fashioned style counting game for kids traveling in heavy traffic across the USA.

Oh sweetie, put your phone down and let’s just play Counting Teslas all the way home.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 29, 2019

Nikola Tesla

A man who wasn’t stolen from, but was stolen from mankind.

Nikola Tesla: It’s a wireless transmission of truth, and it’s a shocking real story of a banker and you, and if the people knew you stopped me from making power free, they would curse the con Edison with every utility.

by Flatblok71 May 17, 2020

orange tesla

The best fucking E pill you'll ever take in your life. God damn. Shit will have you off the shits down with all types of shits. It says only take half but it's strongly encouraged to take as many as possible. You'll OD one day. Happy bonnaroo ! Shout out to Florida and Tesla Motors

oh my fucking God are those the Orange teslas ? If I buy a lot will you cut a deal man?

by Chewsomeass June 25, 2015

tesla sex

When you have sexual intercourse in your Tesla while it’s on autopilot/self-driving mode. Also known as a road fuck on autopilot, a self-driving coitus, and a passing the time in a car.

While we were having Tesla Sex, my ass bumped the steering wheel and knocked it out of autopilot.

by ChocoFacial69 May 16, 2019

teslawesome

(adj)
1. Being amazingly great, so great it defies any justifiable description in any language.
2. See Nikola Tesla, the great inventor.

You're the best of the best, you're so teslawesome it hurts my life!

The 80s band Tesla is the absolute opposite of teslawesome, in that they are so horrible they defy justification in any language (all according to taste).

by binaisagnome September 20, 2008

Nikola Tesla

A absolutly brilliant serbo-croatian inventer, he single handedly advanced human knowlage in the feilds of electromagnetics by decades. He was a rival with Thomas edison, and was very tall and "odd". He suffered from a host of mental disorders like OCDand was completely asexual. He also was a ambidextor and possesed a seemingly photographic memory. Many of his inventions have been suspected to have been "repressed" by energy companies. He Died alone and pennyless at age 84. He had a amazing mind.

Nikola Tesla was the inventor of ac power.

by Redi April 22, 2007