telesleeping

A farcical term for “working” from home.

The Covid Pandemic has given many state employees the chance to prove their work ethic by generously compensating them for telesleeping positions.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 17, 2020

telesurfing

When you’re supposed to be working from home but you’re actually out surfing.

It’s a good thing that California taxpayers are willing to fund our hard-earned telesurfing positions.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 18, 2020

Bad Idea Tees

Yet ANOTHER way to get guys like you to buy funny tee shirts using hot girls.

Just like
Busted Tees
Noise Botsa
the most famous if not first,
Snorgtees
and another newer one
Palmer Cash

As if you though it wasn't safe to go back to Urban Dictionary to get away from fugly chicks in 'funny' shirts, yet another, Bad Idea Tees...

Bad Idea Tees..wow more hot chicks to advertise these..

I'll bet by Christime 2011 we'll have 25 companies pitching online ads for hot chicks in funny shirts, and Bad Idea Tees are the latest.

by ESSJAY May 5, 2011

Teresi

Noun., used as a last name
1. From italian origin meaning "hunter"
2. Men with this last name are usually well endowed.
3. Live long lives.

1. "Look at that guy, you think he's a Teresi?"

by ivy730 March 17, 2010

teresia

A very loving \weird person an doesn't take shit from nobody! *(Caution) her weirdness may rub off on you and there's no cure, so BEWARE! Has amazing eyes that'll stare down to your soul. Also worth every minute of your time if your worth hers, Get yourself a Teresa stat!

Feeling lonely? Say no more call 1-800-Teresia an get you yours today!

by Turnerdallis88 November 26, 2017

telesto

The best weapon in the video game series, Destiny. It's so good, it causes popular twitch streamers to lose their mind and act like childish imbeciles when they get killed by it.

I just got killed by a guardian using Telesto. I shall take to twitter and end this madness.

by AJ1311 October 10, 2018

Teresa Teng

(Chinese: 鄧麗君) A taiwanese pop singer who died as a result of a severe asthma attack in 1995. Undoubtedly the best-selling and most influential C-Pop singer of all time, Ms Teng's songs all reached classic status within her lifetime. Her songs are instantly recognisable in Taiwan, Hong-Kong, Macau, China, Japan, Singapore, Indonesia, Thailand, Malaysia and cities in North-America and Australia with large Chinese-speaking communities such as Los Angeles, Sydney, Brisbane and Vancouver. Teng is quite possibly the best known popular singer in the history of the world and is regarded by many to be the best.

Holy fuck she sings so well lah sounds almost like Teresa Teng.

by AJNPrior March 14, 2009