tebowned

To be owned by Flordia's quarterback Tim Tebow.

Announcer: "Tim Tebow drops back, rolls to the right, starts to run with it, jukes left, makes two defenders miss, hurdles another, stiff-arms, roundhouse kicks and somersaults his way for a touchdown!"

Florida Fan: "Y'all just got tebowned!"

by Matt January 8, 2007

tarbomb

Often used in the Linux community, (sometimes apple but who cares about dem apples) a TarBomb is a set of files compressed into a single archive (much like a .zip on windoez) this file, when decompressed either contains file locations that cause the file to essentially projectile vomit, explode, and rape all your files while throwing itself all over your computer taking up redonkulus amounts of space and whoring all your folders, and often overwriting many of your documents.

tarbomb in action:
Billy: "Man, I found this awesome software last night!"

Joe: "Really? can you send me it?"

Billy: "Sure man, here you go! its only 30mb ="

Joe: "Wow thanks! this will make my life so much easier."

----THE NEXT DAY----

Billy: "How'd it go? =D"

Joe: "You douche bag! when i unpacked it my processor melted, my hard drive is full, all my stuff for work and all my pictures and music were deleted, im going to ****** kill you!"

Billy: "Hah! cool story bro, tar-bombed idiot. =DD"

by Roukoswarf March 21, 2011

Teebo

A cool as dude. He is what he is. Very intelligent, insightful, and open minded. Dangerous when pushed to his limit but usually levelheaded. Loves deep and unconditionally.

I met a Teebo today and he has been on my mind ever since.

by Teebo Timberlake December 21, 2016

Tebowner

The boner that everyone gets because of Tim Tebow.

I can't wait to see Tim Tebow run through all the SEC's defenses again next year.

Me neither, I have a raging Tebowner.

by GoSkins8921 April 30, 2008

Tebowning

The act of Tebowing while boning a sloot.

I just finished tebowning some girl. It was pretty bad, except for the last 2 minutes.

by TimmyTebow November 28, 2011

Tebowsexual

Any grown ass man who dreams of showering with his man crush.

The Tebowsexual is now a Gators/ Broncos fan.

by Antiteebowsexual January 8, 2012

terbinid

a tasty snack composed of apple, pear, and celery

Man, that terbinid is scumptiolicious!

by roudenbush October 28, 2015