tard fam tension

The tension that exists between all the tard fam members. This tension is very apparent when all the tard fam members are in the same setting. You will constantly see them taking jabs at each other and also trying to put the other ones down. The idea is similar to tard fam supremacy where each one wants to be the top dog which is why the tension exists in the first place. I don't know if the tension will ever subside but head butting that goes on is always hilarious to watch.

Mike Carlson: I'm projected to get a 30 on my ACT.
Norman "Nick": Stfu, you'll probably get like a 22.
Mike Carlson: I think you're just jealous that I'll get a higher score than you.
Norman "Nick": You're actually a dumbass, 22 is a best case for you.
Mike Carlson: Oh well, still higher than York.
Ray Naker: Damn, the tard fam tension is real

by TurnM3Up December 28, 2020

sexual tension

the tension felt between two people who want to do something sexual together but hold back.

i so felt the sexual tension between you and rufio yesterday.

by erin May 4, 2004

porco Tensing [porco Tensing]

porco Tensing, is a meme exclamation, originated from the video "Pingu sottotitolato (di nuovo)" where a portion from a Pingu episode is subtitled in italian. Being Pingu language Gibberish the subtitles are obviously fake, and made funny
Porco means pig and it's often used in blasphemy. Tensing is the italian name for the Dragon Ball character Tenshinhan.

You broke a plate, porco Tensing porco Tensing!

by Dakota264 April 10, 2020

Toilet Tension

When you are taking a deuce in public, and someone walks into the bathroom, so you close your cheeks with all your might. Of course, when the bathroom is empty, your bowels explode your shit outward at Mach 3.

I was taking a shit yesterday at Applebee's, and somebody walks in. So I get toilet tension and seize up my ass. So this guy left, and it was just me. So I explode my ass, and shortly after, I hear someone flush a urinal...I guess someone walked in when the other guy walked out...

by Domonic December 24, 2008

tenshi

Japanese romanized word tenshi means angel when translated into English. THe original context means the messenger of heaven. This word is not commonly used in the contemporary Enlish language but was understood among anime fans.

Ah! Look at that girls walking on the other side of the sidewalk; she's a tenshi.

by jongu June 13, 2004

tensai

is the japanese form of saying genius

Neji Hyuuga and Sasuke Uchiha are known as tensai, genius in Naruto

by Jesse Davis August 4, 2007

Teneil

Someone who is awesomely awesome and totally hawt :3
A girl who is an amazing friend and seriously talented in the musical area especially at playing drums and piano.

"Did you see Teneil dance? I wish I could move like that!"

by Breezy_22 March 21, 2010