Tending

Sugar coating masturbation. A strong inclination, resulting in masturbating, due to a surge of hormones erupting in ones body.

1. I need to tend.
2. I'm tending at the moment.
3. I have to tend to my needs.
4. I'm going to tend with my baby.

by Helen Storm November 7, 2009

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TenSing musical

Euphemism for going on a Tinder date.

Erlend: sorry I couldn't join you guys yesterday. I had to rehearse for a TenSing musical.
Fredrik: really? Because we had eyes on you and a very cute blonde at Laundromat...

Erlend: folds all right, I was at a Tinder date.

Everybody: hahahaha

by DJHellduck June 10, 2016

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fart tenting

The act of fart tenting consists of expelling gas while under a blanket. You have a small dog that sleeps in bed with you like a dachshund. First you release the gas,then raise up the blanket with two fingers to create a tent. This gives the gas a chance to reach to top. Then you release the blanket. This tends to push the gas downwards and in an outward direction.
Thereby ensuring you small pet derives the benefits of the gaseous odor.

I always make sure I go fart tenting at least once a week.

by Catch25 June 13, 2010

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tenting

A condition caused by a state of excessive arousal in women that allows for larger-sized penises to fit more easily within the vagina.

I didn't want to be all up-ons on her cervix, so I had to make her tent first.

After performing cunnilingus on her for a while, she was tenting pretty good.

by teenyrocker July 19, 2010

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tenting kiss

an innocent or friendly kiss that gives you an erection at the most inappropriate places.

Jam is too shy to stand up because her cousin's girlfriend just gave her a tenting kiss.

by alexmanuel October 19, 2010

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Warp Tenning

"Going warp Ten on" Things
Aka, Fucking moving on the bitch

"Dude, Jimmy's fucking warp tenning that buffet"
"Warp Tenning?"
"Going to town on something at a theoretically impossible speed"
"Fucking nerd is what you are."

by saywhaaaaaat? January 19, 2008

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