tendoloitus

A combination of a tendon, a ligament, and a loitus. Commonly used when expressing sheer pain from, in, and around joints, tendons, and ligaments.

"Oww! I just sprained my tendoloitus"

by bboybob23 February 2, 2010

Tender Hug

A its name suggests, a tender hug is a unique and remarkably soothing hug. It is not a regular "hi hello, you're looking a little mellow, how about some jello" hug. It is a sweet, and affectionate hug you give someone special when you sense they are in need of an embrace or simply at any time you your heart desire. To tender hug firstly you look deeply into the eyes of the person you wish to hug and make a connection. Then you gently wrap your right arm then left around them where you both feel comfortable and just send vibes of love, comfort and care. Smiling is highly recommended. Just let them know you care, you are there and jello doesn't even come into the picture :)

Random Lady: "look at those two tender hugging... they're so sweet"

Tayla: "i wish Peter was here so i could give him a tender hug"

Care bear: "A tender hug a day, keeps sadness, gloom and fear away" :)

by signature.essence June 16, 2010

tender vittles

Fine looking young lady (or ladies). Highly edible and extremely attractive. A head turning beauty that makes you say DAMN! without meaning to.

Mercy, the mall is full of tender vittles today.

by wheaty December 15, 2008

Tender dick

A guy who tends to fall in love with every pussy he smashes.

My boss just admitted that he doesn't smash random girls while sober because he is a tender dick who would end up moving them all into his house.

by MTHouse91 November 9, 2016

tendershipping

Used in reference to the relationship between Bakura and Ryou of Yuugiou

There are so many shippings in Yuugiou, but I really like tendershipping the best.

by Aoizora November 3, 2007

Tender Flanks

Painfully sore and swollen pussy lips from extended periods of sexual activity.

Carla and her boyfriend pulled an all night sex marathon and she ended up with the worst case of Tender Flanks she had ever had. Could barely walk.

by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2015

Sachin Tendulkar

The Greatest Batsman of all time. Has been playing for over 20 years. Made his debut at the age of 16. Highest score in ODIs: 200* off only 147 balls, against South Africa in 2010. Most test centuries (47), most ODI centuries (46), most runs in tests (13,447), most runs in ODIs (17,594).

Has scored hundreds against all Test playing nations, with the most hundreds coming against Australia (10), the undisputed number one test team of the 90s and 00s.

Went through an appalling phase in the mid 2000s, when he suffered from a tennis elbow. Critics were quick to rip into him(Ian Chappell and Sanjay Manjrekar), who called for his retirement and referred to him as living in delusion. Given a return to amazing form since 2007/2008 though, they are now eating their words.

As of March 2010, has scored 4 Test Centuries on the trot.

His only competition is Donald Bradman, considered the greatest of all time, with an average of 99.94.

But did Bradman face McGrath, Wasim Akram, Waqar Younis, Muralitharan, Shane Warne, Heath Streak, Dale Steyn, Brett Lee, Shoaib Akhtar, Allan Donald, Curtly Ambrose, Courtney Walsh at their peak? Did Bradman bat for over 20 years, and play ODI and T20 cricket along with Tests (which included rest days back then).

Nasser Hussain, Richard Hadleee, Sunil Gavaskar, Tony Greig and the whole of India regard him as being the greatest of all time.

Richie Benuad regards him as being the best since Bradman.

Matthew Hayden: I have seen GOD , he bats at no.4 for india in Tests. (on Sachin Tendulkar)

by DonBradman March 9, 2010