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Telford Monner

Also know as the Telly telly mon mons, this elusive beast has a mono-brow the size of Wales which is also his homeland.

He enjoys going out on a Wednesday night and drinking 2litres of Strongbow and getting fkd up, then going home at 1am and talking about his feelings.
Exaple 1:

Guy 1: Did you see someone let that Wookie into the Su tonight?

Guy 2: Oh no that was just the Telford Monner

Example 2:

" I went down on a girl last night, I swear she was so hairy she could of been the Telford Monner!
by Telly_Mons December 7, 2011
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Penn and Teller

While the man and woman are having sex in the doggy style position, the man has a friend waiting in the closet who comes out, then the man pulls out and the friend enters without the woman noticing, the man then runs outside quietly and up to the bedroom window where he knocks and when his girl looks up he waves at her, thus giving the magical illusion named penn and teller.
Cindy, john pulled a penn and teller last night and his friend gave me crabs.
by jelly donut December 10, 2006
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bank teller

1) The worst job ever.
2) Having to smell b/o all day and people's bad breath.
3) Human Computer who is expected to never make mistakes.
Charlotte: Hey Lauren, don't you just love your job as a BANK TELLER ?
Lauren: No I Effing hate this mutha fukin job.
by charlietuna January 15, 2009
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Telford

Telford was developed in the 1970s as a 'New Town'.

Keen not to repeat all the errors that made other new towns such dreary crime ridden dumps, such as Milton Keynes or Stevenage, Telford Development Corporation came up with some new and refreshing mistakes all of their own, making Telford possible the biggest planning disaster in the whole UK.

In addition to being the chav capital of the UK, it has the world's largest Primark store, the highest teenage pregnancy rate in the solar system and has only about 30% of the population in employment. These are all Polish.

It does have some good features. Every year without fail it wins the league table of 'The Most Godless City In The World' (True) having lowest rate of Christian Church attendance in the known universe, even beating Tehran.
Telford: Chav Capital, 'Most Godless City In The World' winner 1999 to 2011, dump.
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teller smeller

To expel gas into the carrier at a bank's drive-through teller station, sending the noxious odor into the bank with your transaction.
Send a teller smeller with that deposit you're making!!
by Daddysxj September 29, 2010
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Teller-About

A word used to describe someone who lets out a secret or promise, breaking the persons trust during the process.

(this word was used against my brother from my 8 year old sister, when my brother snooped in her diary and let out one of her secrets during dinner).
Alessio: "Sometimes I pretend to sleep on the couch..."
Sienna: Why'd you read it? You're such a teller-about!
Alessio: *laughs*
by sherloidbeckyg October 12, 2017
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Teller

The silent half of the Penn & Teller duo.

He was born Raymond Joseph Teller and legally changed his name to just "Teller". He is a mute magician who has worked with Penn Jillette for most of his life. He's been in shows such as "Penn & Teller: Bullshit!" and "Penn & Teller Tell a Lie." Teller performs six days a week at the Rio All Suite Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas.
Hi I'm Penn and this is my partner Teller. In tonight's episode of Bullshit...
by Aeronautica January 9, 2013
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