Telefone

What retarded people type instead of Telephone

"Dude, anyone who is reading this must be RETARDED!!!"

by Saturated1 May 30, 2005

telethon

An endless phone conversation (a portmanteau of telephone + marathon).

My daughter was having a telethon with her boyfriend so I couldn't make a call for hours.

by Lorinc Szeredas July 6, 2008

teeton

1. Similar to a nipple, used for disguise when speaking in large groups.

1. Dude, Wendy Sally has gots a nice pair of teetons on her.

by felipe ronquel July 20, 2009

Telefono

<Italian> Telefono
<English> Telephone

Il telefono = The telephone

by Italian_Speaker_1989 April 26, 2004

teleconbect

a method of remote communication with a Jaguar that involves the use of all modes of known technology as well as ethereal methods, including telepathic musical messages from band like Hall & Oates, Fleetwood Mac, and various romantic songs from the rat pack era.

adv (teleconbectedly)

Gotta go teleconbect with that hot ass Jaguar & get my groove on

by Jagui June 24, 2011

telebone

1.To have intense phone sex.

2. To crank call your friend and have them completely fall for it.

" have you talked to that kinky bitch,Amanda, recently"
" hell yea, I can't wait to telebone her again tonight."

" I can't believe Ryan fell for my crank call"
" yeah you totally teleboned him."

by lookwhaticando May 29, 2013

telefon

Phone in macedonian

Are you using the telefon?

by Urban dictionary official. January 14, 2019