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pocky mossy no weepo logogo teleportendo depreione weterno by gucci hamster vs mushroom June 21, 2021

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Telesnorting

The act of snorting a lot of cocaine and waking up (or teleporting) somewhere completely different, often far away and surprising.

"I did about 25 grams of cocaine and telesnorted all the way to Bangkok."
"One time I was telesnorting sixteen miles after snorting three lines. It was awful. I woke up in a gas station in New Hampshire."

Telesnorting by Obadiah Aquaman September 15, 2014

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teleportage

1. Canadian English word for Teleportation.

2. The movement of things (eg: Canoes, Maple Syrup) from one point to another through a space other than meatspace.

Sir Alexander Mackenzie was tired of always walking through the forest with his canoe on his back so he invented teleportage to more efficiently transport himself and his men to the West Coast of Canada.

teleportage by Discotechnica May 6, 2015

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teleportixia

A magical way to teleport in lucid dreams

Teleportixia!!!

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